Alex Kestis

Jun showing up to recruit random Halo side characters into the Spartan-IV program

Pouring one out for Chuck Norris, a symbol of the Internet of 2009, in his honor I will send multiple death threats to Justin Bieber.

Tumblr, revert that shit

oh my god bruh

I think Halo 7 should unironically have an MVP screen because it would make the multiplayer experience so much worse, and that's kinda what I'm here for

you are not a gigahon. you are a human being and you are beautiful

After the date 🫢 #bistrohuddy

"Girls' Night" After the first and last joint mission featuring Spartans of every known generation, Spartans Linda-058, Samantha-A413, Dakota-G225, and Rain-1B259 were all surprised to discover they had something in common: Red Hair. #halo || #halospotlight

@TiredJust1 Follow you anywhere, captain o7

Oh hell no dude

@deuterdragonist Afaik the only reason it never got added to MCC or outright ported was because of some awful architecture issues that prevented 5 from working right on PC.

halo 5 pc port when

Rushed bc i need to sleep

Woke is so incredibly back

she was so pretty with her subtle curves and her big green lights and her modest usb port cover and her out of fashion Infrared sensor and her clicky disc drive button and her memory card slots no one used and that big beautiful proprietary hard drive on her head

"Whatever the Cost", Protocol states that if a Spartan falls in combat, their suit's reactor must be detonated to prevent MJOLNIR from being captured by the Covenant. But not here. Not now. John can only afford to lose one friend today. #Halo | #Halospotlight

"Going Somewhere?" Defending the Orbital Defense Platform Generators was the most important task on planet Reach, and there were none more capable than Spartan Team Beta-Red. Don't count on them pulling punches. #halo | #halospotlight

some of you degenerates will actually pick the harlot

satire