Wonton Animal ChINDO

@JFreshHockey @SpectorsHockey @PDOcast 🦁✂️🦆

The top 5v5 scoring chance creators in round one of the NHL playoffs, per @PDOcast: 1. Nathan MacKinnon 2. Leo Carlsson 3. Martin Necas 4. Tage Thompson 5. Clayton Keller

@MichaelKarvelis ‘Terminals’😂

Steve Simmons — the viral reporter who questioned the Toronto Maple Leafs decision to hire John Chayka as GM — told this CRAZY story about Chayka displaying fake info on computers 😂 youtube.com/live/ttWUi9aV6…

Leeeeeooooo Caaaarlssooooon 🇸🇪 #StanleyCup

@NHL @AnaheimDucks @GoldenKnights @FDSportsbook 🦆

THIS SECOND ROUND MATCHUP IS SET ✅ The @AnaheimDucks and @GoldenKnights will meet in the #StanleyCup Playoffs for the first time ever! Presented by @FDSportsbook

@MikeStout27 @NHL_Rosters I will never forget that 4-3 playoff game against the Avs in 2006. Where he scored all 4 goals

@NHL_Rosters Joffrey Lupul omg the goat mentioned

Most career points by Anaheim draft picks: Ryan Getzlaf - 1019 Paul Kariya - 989 Corey Perry - 972 Matt Cullen - 731 Bobby Ryan - 569 Rickard Rakell - 567 Kyle Palmieri - 545 Cam Fowler - 523 William Karlsson - 453 Joffrey Lupul - 420 Shea Theodore - 402 Troy Terry - 342

@realfbllliason Lead all the way to Colorado for the league minimum after going to game 7 of the Cup finals. I love Kariya, and time heals all wounds, but he bolted first chance he got, cus Murray didn’t/couldn’t qualify him at $10 million.

Connor McDavid is not playing tonight for the Edmonton Oilers because he has sore foot! Are we throwing the towel in, Edmonton! Our captain didn’t remember anything for a week! Guess you don’t have leaders like Paul Kariya in Edmonton?!

@mcecile_ biz biting his lip waiting to unleash the ‘wounded duck’ line😂

This series deadass has me agreeing with Biz this is the darkest timeline

@coldgin33 @CarloColaiacovo They do not.

@CarloColaiacovo Do they still have goal judges sitting behind the nets in the NHL? If yes, what is their job description?

This is the biggest head scratcher for me. How was this called a goal on the ice with no official having a clear sight of puck over the line. Can’t have this mistakes happen in playoffs

He knew it @TeemuSel8nne

@LesPurves Check Your Head for me. I have fond memories of the Beastie Boys, L7, House of Pain tour in ‘92

Is 1992 the most stacked year in album history? If you could keep only ONE of these albums and lose the rest forever — which survives? No ties. No hedging. One pick 👇 #NowSpinning #VinylCommunity #RecordCollector #90sMusic #MusicDebate #DrDre #RATM #AliceInChains #AphexTwin #PJHarvey #Pantera #FaithNoMore #BeastieBoys #TomWaits #TheChronic #RageAgainstTheMachine #Dirt

@DerekAdkins_ @spittinchiclets So many Dan Cloutier beach ball photoshops after that

@spittinchiclets Idk Lidstrom scored a couple from center ice. youtu.be/Wa5jeI6cMUI?si…

WORST PLAYOFF GOAL OF ALL-TIME?! 🤣

“It’s like poetry. It rhymes.” - George Lucas

Playoff time! Game 1 tonight. #flytogether

@LatrianFlayer @Jennifer_Jen06 ‘Big time!’

@roadtripdude1 @fasc1nate Not AI, but a composite photo

@fasc1nate Ai the moon doesn't look that big

Denver, CO from Red Rocks amphitheater The 25 coolest cities in the United States world-defined.com/coolest-cities…

@anacalling_fhf I’m going with my newest Ducks hat

Hat choice for Game 1 tonight

@LAPCJK So so nervous 😬 . Win or lose, I just hope the boys put up a good fight.

IM SO NERVOUS

@ZachCav All Dressed FTW! They finally sell an all dressed Lays chip in the US , but the Ruffles is far superior. I think the ripples are key. And as a parent the other thing I always bring back from Canada is Kinder surprise eggs, which are actually banned in the US.

On the ground in Edmonton! While confirmed for Game 1-2 at Rogers Place, if #FlyTogether-#LetsGoOilers goes Game 5/7, I’ll need your help getting back. Consider support via: 🅿️ Patreon: patreon.com/ZachCavanagh ✈️ Travel Fund: - paypal.com/paypalme/zachc… - cash.app/$zachcavsports

@xjoevincentx @anaheimd_memes And they scored a grand total of 1 goal in those 4 games

@anaheimd_memes and that Conference Final they were SWEPT and shutout 3 of the 4 games by Giguere and the Ducks Wild fans shouldn’t want the smoke but here they are

i know a wild fan ain’t talkin shit over a meme post 💀