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@LiamMcIlvanney That’s great! I’ve just finished it and loved it. It’ll make a brilliant TV show.

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@ATGTICKETS @kitkatclubLDN This was ridiculous and needs an apology and more £20 tickets released. Unbelievable that an organisation as big as ATG couldn’t make this work. What’s your answer to those of us who gave up an hour plus of time?

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@Simonjenkin 😂

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@Simonjenkin #livelaughloveanddontpayforpaperbags

@AnnaClareDay well there ain't much to be grateful for but at least i only have to pay for a plastic bag

lol what. you get charged 10p for a shitty paper bag in scotland&wales now?

@Simonjenkin Oh! Maybe a way to show how marvellous England is. None of those pesky 10p bag charges.

@AnnaClareDay no! they just put that signage up over here too apparently

@Simonjenkin Aye!!

@Harrisskischool @harrisacdundee @weareinterski Thanks so much to the staff - what an amazing experience the kids have had. We’re very grateful - tho Lana is absolutely shattered now!

5 immensely proud, super happy and very, very tired staff!! What a fantastic trip. We are coming home 🚌 @harrisacdundee @weareinterski

And @dundeelibraries ❤️❤️❤️

So delighted with this news. Unicorn was a proper team effort and has been a wonderful start to Perth Museum’s existence. #perthmuseum #cpk

@zoevenditozzi @restingwitches I don’t believe that you don’t see them regularly. It’s very odd. One was sitting in our garden last week. Are you the anti-fox whisperer…?

@restingwitches No one else can believe I don’t see foxes frequently. The only other time was in the centre of London in the middle of the day. I’m such a fan of them, why are they avoiding me? 😂

A very exciting thing happened to me today. Whilst I was standing outside school, chatting to a pupil, I saw a fox just moseying along the school path before disappearing into the hedge. I was delighted. This is the second time I’ve seen a fox IRL. Genuine top twenty moment 🦊

@culturewitch What have I missed…?

Apropos of nothing, you know an exhibition has succeeded when it’s still ruffling all the right feathers even after it has closed to the public. 💪🏻⚡️

Legends! @louisewelsh00 and Irvine Welsh together on stage What a treat, thank you @BloodyScotland for a great event.

@culturewitch @PerthMuseumUK Can’t wait!

Stoked we can finally talk about our next exhibition at @PerthMuseumUK! We will be sad to see Unicorn go🦄, but so excited to be able to show a different side to our bold and unapologetic programme, exploring the local and global impacts of flooding and climate breakdown. 🌊🌍

@Simonjenkin Er….

guys i think i just fell out of a coconut tree

@Simonjenkin Wow, that is taking such a long time!

@AnnaClareDay i plan on doing as soon as my effing eyes have been sorted! (it is taking FOREVER)

a lot has been written about this corporate girlboss tiktok but my only hot take is that "itty bitty titties and a bob" girl does not, imo, have a bob

@Simonjenkin They’ve moved into a flat in Glasgow now, course starting in a month or so - another readon to come and visit Scotland soon!

@AnnaClareDay they're a smart one

@Simonjenkin Aster says you’re right and I’m wrong. Ffs.

@AnnaClareDay hmm. agree to disagree. i know you can have a long bob but that's just a little too long

@Simonjenkin It’s all the same length tho, so is a (long) bob as opposed to what you’re thinking of: a short bob. Still undoubtedly a bob.

@AnnaClareDay it's too long to be a bob!!