Anne Uity

@JohnWRichKid I don’t want kids cause it involves touching a man (gross)

If you don’t want kids cuz something something expensive then you’re a turbo idiot. If you’re saying this on an iPhone on twitter, you have more access than anyone in human history ever. Our ancestors had like a 75% chance of getting eaten by a bear when they were giving birth.

God knows I would be too powerful if I actually went to bed when I said I was going to bed.

@alifarhat79 @MemeTheft

When your friend starts driving at 150 mph and says “I had all my savings on FTX bro…”

ME AND WHOOOOO

@HerculeanStren1 It’s bulking season bro

How you look when you reward yourself with a cheat meal after eating clean for 2.5 days

@bigtitstrades @nycsadgirl What the fuck is a doorman

@nycsadgirl Imagine not living in a doorman building

> went out saturday night > stone sober > managed to lose keys somehow? > locked out for two hours > next door neighbor had to let me climb out of her fire escape and into my apartment because my dumbass left the window open > overall… W?

@TD_Investor @Budgetdog_ Yeah the things that come out of chickens

@AnneUity @Budgetdog_ Eggs?

In one word, what prevents most of us from managing our finances better?

“We’d…sorry I mean I’d like two tickets to Dubai please”

@kevboknows Wowwww it’s the best shape

Just ate my body weight in bolognese AMA

@tradingsimp Liking this tweet from the office at 5pm on a Saturday

It’s called having an obsessive fear of failure & unrelenting parasitic appetite

@Budgetdog_ I REAALLY want to win tho I promise, just need a lot of sleep.

@AnneUity 😂😂😂😂

It’s becoming very apparent as to who REALLY wants to win and who doesn’t. Someone says they want to build their own business or become wealthy. I have the exact blueprints to do so because I have done it. They say they are “all in.” Then don’t show up. Stop lying to yourself.

This week really been like

@ParikPatelCFA Bam Frankman Sied

Leaked photo of the FTX “hacker”

@bigtitstrades COMRADES

Drunk white women should unionize

@0xgaut WAGMI

@stephencfu @BusinessFamous Chicken stock

Name a stock and I’ll tell you what it will be worth in 12 months.