worldist Americana.

@Mollyploofkins Yeah and Trump was the pawn .

Miller: I had the pleasure of getting to be at the meeting today between the President of the United States and the Prime Minister of Canada. What I witnessed was like watching a grand master in chess perform.

@RonFilipkowski Did the fighter jet just fall off a boat? 🤔

WTF is going on? Where’s Hegseth?

NEW — The guy who for years said he would be too busy working to play golf is back at his West Palm course. Playing golf. Of the 10 weekends since Jan 20, he has been on one of his courses for nine of them. Updated cost to taxpayers: $26 million. huffpost.com/entry/trump-go…

@FPWellman Death by stupidity is how America is going down in history.

There is no nefarious plot. Trump hired a bunch of stupid fucks.

@thedailybeast What happened to those homeless people in MAGA hats? Were they unavailable ?

American officials went door to door in Greenland’s capital looking for residents who would welcome a visit from Usha Vance during her upcoming trip—and every single one of them said no, according to a Danish TV report. trib.al/SYDb5sP

@LakotaMan1 Hell ya! I would do it for free

You get $10,000 a week for life, but you can’t speak to a MAGA relative ever again. You take that deal?

@antifaoperative Now his peers in prison will teach him the best lesson of his life

North Dakota republican senator, Ray Holmberg, has been sentenced to 10 years in prison for traveling to Prague to rape children.

@gggirl924 Gertrude

I’ll start. Beatrice.

@FPWellman Pretty sure Trump thinks Lithuania is a mineral used in batteries

He doesn’t seem the least bit concerned either.

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@EastEndJoe Have they put him in blue plastic pants for easier cleaning?

Trump has to use pads under his shoes so he doesn't fall forward.

@ProjectLincoln While he looked very dashing to Trump on TV, Hegseth ain’t looking great to Trump in real life. Lettuce see which head will roll first

Let it begin.

@RonFilipkowski Trump giving out Austin Powers vibes !!

No bronzer or hair transplants.

@patriottakes Surely President Poopypants has ordered himself a takeout from KFC!

Food at Mar-a-Lago

Elon uses your tax dollars to build rockets that blow up like fireworks before they even reach orbit. Everything he touches turns to shit, and now he’s got his hands on the federal government.

@RonFilipkowski Perhaps sending her to space for the next 4 years will be good for her and the planet

I think the only thing left for Kristi Noem to play is submarine captain and astronaut.

@gunsnrosesgirl3 That meal is going to cost $50,000 before a 30% tip

The way the food is presented in this restaurant What do you think x.com/Zkusagiz/statu…

@PastorAlexLove He looks more like a psycho killer than Jesus

Atheists, if JESUS is not real then please explain this…

@theliamnissan Wendy, MAGA lady, can add amputations, more suffering and early death to her list of problems. But she showed everyone by “ pissing off the Liberals”. #MAGAMorons

😭

@Acyn Yeah, today he prefers KFC with a large Diet Coke to maintain his svelte figure! No subway or salads for him!

Trump: I used to take the subway. I used to feel safe. When I was young, my parents would drop me off at the subway. I would take the subway to school. Today you would not be doing that.