Karen

Kid: hey, maybe we can do something fun soon. *My kid, after a summer filled with playdates, pools, beaches, farms, friends, family, bike riding, playgrounds, fishing, cottage, ATV, sleep overs, and his birthday.

Me at my best is just me at my worst but with washed hair.

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@kevinthedad Yay!!

It’s Canadian Thanksgiving and I wanted to say how thankful I am for your continued love and support. I started on Twitter in 2020 and it quickly became a great place for me to share my funny parenting jokes and stories. Thank you for sticking with me on this journey.

@asifbhandari @vonderleyen Follacabras

Today, Hamas terrorists have struck at the heart of Israel capturing and killing innocent women and children. Israel has the right to defend itself - today and in the days to come. The European Union stands with Israel.

One day they won’t want to hang with you anymore I tell myself as my kids have 47 things to tell me while I’m on the toilet.

How dare my family accuse me of never listening as if they aren’t the ones interrupting me mentally rehearsing my to do list.

I love when kids have their friend over for a playdate. They spend their time flexing about all the toys they have. These are the same toys they haven’t touched in 6 months.

@dadmann_walking Clever

me: good morning bud 8: it's thirsty thursday! me: WUT 8: [guzzling a bottle of water] i made it up cause i'm so thirsty and today is thursday!! me:

@Cnayyarhughes @dadmann_walking I'm literally looking into your soul. Why must you call my name?! 😭🤣

@AntsyButterfly @dadmann_walking Why must they use our name in every sentence? Mom, mom, mom.. it's just us here alone.. stop!

Me, pregnant: I can't wait to have someone call me mom! Me, 9 years into motherhood: If I hear "mom" one.more.time.....

I need a phrase that's stronger than silence is golden to explain how good it feels when my kids finally turn off youtube

I thought we were out of control because my kids had beach toys, mini Jack-o-lanterns, a bunny ear headband and a snowman puzzle on our living room floor all at once. Then I walked into Costco and maybe we're just your average family

@dadmann_walking Lol

My 10 yo just told me that only old people dab and I'm not sorry that he's now for sale on FB marketplace.