John Edwards

Tired of fighting the Wizard War? Come instead to the Wizard Store! MageMart opens Very Soon™, so leave the inversion spells at home and come become a Retail Mage, where the only Power Word you’ll need is “Discounts” ✨

@noobde Hopefully not as bad as the time that @pakostevens and I got H1N1 from PAX!

I think I caught a Comic-Cold. 🙄

@DizzyKnee @jelly_creates It is very likely it was my doing lol

Finished playthrough of Shaolin Monks Ko-op with @jelly_creates just now. I'm going to assume I can blame @ApathyJones for that boss fight

@BrianMakesGames @_DaanishSyed Eh…he is aight! :)

I just want to shout out @_DaanishSyed as one of the most talented game developers I've ever worked with. I never want to make a game without him. He deserves industry-wide recognition for his work and someday he'll get that—likely by directing your new favorite games🔥

@DizzyKnee @Rumbleverse Sure you did…without proof I’m calling bullshit ;)

Where can you see how many KOs you have in a @Rumbleverse match? I just won my first and had probably like 15 lol

@DizzyKnee Also, I was kinda salty that I didn’t think of it ;)

@DizzyKnee You did a great job on him! The time rewind throw was always one of my favorites :)

3 years ago Geras was revealed today along with MK11 gameplay. Was awesome to see a such a positive reaction to a newcomer. Massive props to all the teams who enabled him to look cool, act cool, and do cool stuff

@_DaanishSyed I can believe you have watched an hour of it lol

I can’t believe the effort it must have taken to edit this 2 and a half hour recap of all the speedrun discoveries made over the course of many years for this completely unremarkable, forgotten game. I also can’t believe I watched over an hour of it. youtu.be/WJndaDpohSY

@Osu16Bit We definitely ate questionable leftovers way more frequently than we should have during MK9-11 lol

@ApathyJones I’m now imagining Paulo eating mysterious unclaimed chicken that had been left out in the break room for days

Ate a lot of orange chicken and now I feel bloated and 400 pounds but it was hella good so I sorta regret it but don’t

@Jontology One of my best friends works there! Want me to yell at him for you?

It still annoys me that Adult Swim never picked up the Korgoth of Barbaria pilot to series.

@_DaanishSyed Got my first one yesterday! Never been so excited to get a shot. I will say the post vaccine headache has been kicking my ass today but that is a small price to pay!

Second shot received babyyyyyy

@Osu16Bit What local pizza place we talking about?

This local pizza place used to be 50/50 on being good or mediocre so I’d order it only now and then cause it was a risk but for all of 2021 so far it’s been great every time. So I’m feeling pretty good about that.

@Osu16Bit I imagine if that happens you just quietly suck it up and don’t complain. When you get fired from there it probably involves a bunch of literal fire

@ApathyJones Imagine how they feel when Shang has those goons knock over the table during the opening feast so sub-zero can show off

I think about the turkey kano eats in the first movie all the time

@Osu16Bit I ate a whole 1 pound bag of Reese’s Pieces over the course of the day, so I feel ya

I had orange chicken for dinner and drank two diet pepsis so now I feel fat and bloated and regret it. so it's a typical friday night

@adampuhl @derek_omni @jchensor @_madeleines_ @DJNario I’m 99% certain I recall this! @adampuhl I’m pretty sure it was the fish model that we had from way back that was going to poke up from under the ice with a spike on its back and you would grab it with grapple to pull it up and kill it. Ring a bell?

@derek_omni @jchensor @_madeleines_ @DJNario Wow! Memory is failing me here. You would think I’d remember a bug like that. On a brighter side, I do have old builds of Shaolin Monks stored away in boxes. I might be able to get one running! Think you could give me the repro steps for that bug 16 years after you found it? Lol

Tuna Braska, caught in the fresh waters of Spira

@_DaanishSyed Only when it is something incredibly important like this!

@ApathyJones You actually use your Twitter account!?

It took me 7 weeks to realize that the town Westview in Wandavision has the letters “TV” in the middle of it.

@Osu16Bit Not down here! ;)

it's hella snowing