simone aplin

@NinjaKitchen & @NinjaKitchenUK when are you gonna give us a standalone rice cooker??

Omg I have just been #kickedout of @CostaCoffee reigate because I didn’t buy a #coffee, never in my life have I asked to leave @StarbucksUK reigate for this. Looks like I will be working from there then and I might even get a coffee to make me #feelbetter 😤😤😤

You know it’s to cold when the rain freezes before it hits the ground #itssnowing #snow #snowintheuk #itstocold

@ZebraPenUK if you are in the gift giving mood and want to help a girl out I would love to except the full set of your #mildlinersdualtiphighlighters

@PilotPenUK if you are in the gift giving mood, I would really love your retractable fountain pen 🖋️

When you open a pack of @Snackajacks and are left disappointed as they were not sealed properly and now you are left with a stale snack.

@sainsburys just got a smoked salmon and cream cheese sandwich (meal deal) and the bread was stale, of all the years have been getting my lunch from you this has never happened #stalebread #notnice

I see you

@CocaCola what’s going with this can? I’m scared to open it or keep it in my fridge just incase it explodes

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Make it make sense - I did my weight and measurements today and I have gained 2kg wile losing 1ins all over my body #themathisntmathing #gym #becomingagymgirl

My A-Z #bookjournal #readingjournal #aplindesigns

When you book in with your hairdresser on #XmasEve, I now don’t need to to my hair on #christmasday #worksmarternotharder

Check me out at #aplindesigns on instagram, TikTok and Facebook #smallbusinessowner #SmallBusiness #bookjournal #booktok #booklovers #BookTwitter

When there is a big blue bottle fly flying around the waiting room for #surgery and your #confidence is getting low on how clean the place is #surgery #daysurgery #fly #bluebottlefly

I would love to live like my #husband for #oneday, living life like a #singleman with out a #careintheworld #ifeellikeasinglemum or a #liveinnanny some days

Only the 2nd episode of how to make your wife feel good about herself… call her a dickhead because she asked if you did the bear minimum around the house

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