Alex Au

First #thirsttrap of #2020

@KharloKong Hope you’re okay kharlo !

@aj_malakai 😍😍

@marcoshull377 😂😂😂 happy Father’s Day ?

So yeah, I was in deep. And he whispered to me happy Father’s Day. And my whole slutty youth of chasing older daddies to fill me up because I was so empty inside came FULL CIRCLE 🙈 But it’s when he told me his age was when the Kill Bill sirens went off 😱 Happy Fathers Day.

@dansgoodside it looks like something is happened to foreign concept ?! There’s fire trucks all over sweeping water out :(

I’m excited to get my #vaccine because I only have an iPhone 8 and could use an upgrade

I’m excited to get stabbed but also get my vaccine #vaccine

When should you give up on a relationship with a friend who’s an anti vaxxer who believes that there’s a huge communist plot behind the pandemic ? Asking for a friend

@frivnkie A small kitchen island or bar cart :)

@marcoshull377 okay wow 👀

My Uber driver was distracted. … This means I wore the right shorts to the gym today!💪🏾

Some of you have forgotten about public affair by Jessica Simpson and it shows

@immrfabulous Just walked by there and they’re still there

There is literally no caption that I can write to explain what I saw on my walk tonight. May 17th 2021 8:55 pm Calgary, AB

@bsackschewsky 🤗🤗🤗 I don’t know any French but I do know Cantonese and Mandarin so if we ever head into a Chinatown I gotchu

@AplusAu i was hoping you’d respond to this

does anyone want to move to paris with me?

@katya_zamo Happy birthday birthday twinnnnnn

@aj_malakai Feel better !! ❤️

@kingdeficit Evicted 💃🏻

I am at my most powerful after a haircut

@michaelreeves Red rocket 🚀 😂😂

Okay but what does Vision's dick look like though?

@MarkGrote Stampede/Ginger beef

Without naming where you're from, what is it famous or known for?

@avjanderson @thequeenpri OMG 😂 that’s what I thought ! Honestly I was mentally unravelling and trying to retrace my memory back about 15 years to see if ms.pollock thought she could fuck me over with false information

@AplusAu @thequeenpri Omg my bad I’m WRONG LOL IT IS TORONTO. I thought it was Ottawa bc she’s the Canadian Capital! Cute that there’s two Capital cities in Ontario tho

Not @thequeenpri getting almost every provincial capital wrong on The Bald and Beautiful 😂😂😂.