BrittanySackschewsky

why’re there so many hip hop/rap playlists when they all feature mostly the exact same songs from the same artists? @AppleMusic

offended that i’m listening to arguably the worst cover of when the levee breaks..

Now that it is October you can rise from the dead each morning & be the monster you’ve always wanted.

ask and ye shall receive @cityofcalgary

why are public drinking fountains so rare to find these days? @cityofcalgary

people in the corporate world love to say the words aggregate and ad hoc

be honest have y’all ever blocked someone online because they too sexy

the closest feeling i have, to what i imagine would feel like experiencing a true historic miracle, is when google provides a live bar graph showcasing a business’ peak times so that i can plan my day around being near as few people as possible.

iPhone needs to add a 2% warning cause that 10% warning does NOT scare me enough

I know i’m an adult now because i’m constantly worried about being “chilly” like I used to go out wearing NOTHING like no pain no gain motherfucker!! now i’m like if i’m chilly for more than 3 seconds i’m going home

can you listen to an audio book and call it reading?

people who sign their emails with the lowercase letter of their first name automatically hold a special place in my heart

y u young kids workin’ with small grids?

@journojenny glass of wine? $20 plate of pasta? $20+ guac? $20 shipping? $20

“don’t think twice, it’s all right” is Bob Dylan’s “no worries if not x”

@littlestbert i love you

why is it spelled 'camouflage' and not

I’m confused how people who live in places where it’s always gloomy outside get their happiness??? From within??? Could not be me

@AplusAu i was hoping you’d respond to this

@bsackschewsky Yeah let’s do it

does anyone want to move to paris with me?