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Breaking: leaked changes to the Bill of Rights coming to a constitution near you 🇺🇸 TRUMP BILL OF RIGHTS 🇺🇸 AMENDMENT NO. 1 FREE SPEECH: the BEST speech, only for PATRIOTS. Fake News losers? NOT INCLUDED!!! They have enough already — TOO MUCH, probably. If you’re not praising America (and ME, frankly), maybe rethink your life!!! AMENDMENT NO. 2 GUNS: BIG guns, BEAUTIFUL guns for LAW-ABIDING AMERICANS (you know who you are😏). Everyone else, SORRY!!! Second Amendment is PERFECT. Like me. Many people say so! AMENDMENT NO. 3 NO SLEEPY LIBERAL CITIES telling our GREAT troops what to do. If cities behave BADLY (and they do, constantly), we keep order. SIMPLE!!! AMENDMENT NO. 4 SEARCH & SEIZURE: if you’re innocent, what’s the problem? If you’re guilty (and trust me, I can tell), GET READY!!! AMENDMENT NO. 5 No taking YOUR LAND… unless it’s for something AMAZING like a pipeline, or a golf course. A tremendous golf course. Everybody wins. Mostly me, but still tremendous!!! AMENDMENT NO. 6 SPEEDY TRIAL for the bad guys but FAIRNESS for GREAT AMERICANS unfairly targeted. Witch hunts? NOT ALLOWED!!! Except when I do it better and I will!!! AMENDMENT NO. 7 JURIES, unless you’re suing a business that makes JOBS. Then arbitration! BUSINESS KNOWS BEST, especially MY businesses! AMENDMENT NO. 8 NO WEAK PUNISHMENTS! Crime is ENDED by being STRONG, not by being NICE. We don’t want criminals having spa days, do we? VERY UNFAIR!!! AMENDMENT NO. 9 There are MANY RIGHTS, beautiful rights and if we forgot one, don’t worry, I’ll remember it. I have a PERFECT memory. Ask anyone! AMENDMENT NO. 10 States get power when they’re RUN RIGHT. Strong, tough, smart states, BEAUTIFUL states, should make decisions. If they mess it up? We fix it. So easy!! #MAGA #BillOfRightsButStronger #PerfectConstitution

A) we have a 2 party system. So if people care about elections they can either make content that agrees with one party or the other. That’s the options. B) prove that chorus was only to push DNC talking points and not just left of center talking points C) even if the DNC personally handed these content creators $100 bills why write an article like it’s some kind of betrayal when conservatives would accept cash directly from Russian and Saudi oligarchs if it were legal

@iamnotafriend Chorus was MADE to push the dem party line. They're not being paid to say specific things and that is not suggested by the article.

Why lie immediately about what Taylor's article says?

@LauraLoomer @PeteHegseth @POTUS Probably was added to the signal group chat….

Thomas Massie needs to be investigated. Who is leaking to Massie? Leaking classified information is a crime. @PeteHegseth @POTUS

@Timcast Looks like Kremlin Tim truly has zero principles and no spine

When Trump ran for office he explicitly campaigned on waging war in Iran to save the Iranian people and spread democracy

@hasanthehun So are kamala and the Dems still the same as Trump and maga?

there’s no such thing as a preemptive strike. israel is striking iran in-spite of the negotiations that the oman mediators tried to publicize in us media to avoid this exact outcome. little did they know, israel gets what it desires. even if it collapses the west.

@MattWalshBlog Sounds like you want DEI… If the white performers want a big opportunity then they should earn it

Jay Z took over producing the Super Bowl halftime show in 2019. Since then, white performers have been banned from the show. There hasn't been a single white headliner at the Super Bowl in 7 years, with the lone exception of Eminem who performed alongside Dr. Dre, Snoop, Kendrick Lamar and other black artists.

Kamala lost because the leftists with delusional disorder centered around Israel-Palestine tried to make an American election about a foreign conflict and allowed DJT to lie indiscriminately for an entire election cycle. Proof? How many Palestinian protesters showed up to Trump rallies vs how many showed up at democrat rallies?

She didn’t lose bc hard core centrist vote blue no matter who dems didn’t vote for her. She lost bc Palestine supportive left- leaning voters didn’t support her in key swing states. So however she was “perceived” by centrists is frankly irrelevant.

@TheModerateCase America is a continent named after an Italian… The United States is a country with that continent hence the “of America” part dumbass

The language of America is English.

@DrewPavlou Oldest city in the US? Must be the most English of city names…. Checks notes St Augustine? 🤷‍♂️

English was obviously the first language of the United States of America. The Declaration of Independence was written in English. These people are completely brain dead retarded.

@misfitpatriot_ Cool now add in people that watched it on Apple Music or the Peacock app. Or switched to NBC for halftime…. TPUSA couldn’t even stream it on multiple platforms 🤣

I can’t believe I have to explain this, but it’s no surprise considering how dumb people are these days. The point of this post is not how many people SAW the bad bunny halftime show, but how many people went out of their way to watch ONLY the halftime show on YouTube. If you’re going to make a comparison, this is the only way to compare apples to apples. People didn’t turn on their TV for bad bunny. They were watching football.

@TheModerateCase America is named after an Italian More people speak Spanish in the Americas than speak English Finally Spanish has always been a core element of the United States: St Augustine, San Diego, los angles, etc aren’t English names bro

I have absolutely nothing against Bad Bunny as an artist, I’m just confused as to how a population that overwhelmingly speaks English is supposed to enjoy a performance in a language they don’t understand. English is the language of America.

@Republic_Gi_Joe @yoxics That’s because like most MAGA conservatives: your kids were thinking about how much they hate you, your wife was thinking about her BFs BBC and you were thinking about if you had any matches on Grindr

@yoxics I watched the entire show on YouTube Premium and didn't even know there was an option to see a "chat". It was in full screen on my 65" tv and people chatting is the last thing anybody at my house was thinking about.

xQc reacts to the Turning Point USA Halftime show that had 5M viewers but the chat wasn't moving 😭

@DC_Draino Bro, Trump has spent most of the last 10 years bashing America 🤣 Longing for the “good ole days”, and talking about how shitty things have become is kinda his thing Plus, HE is a first/second generation immigrant, who married immigrants and had first gen immigrant children🤣

Skiers who bash America are on Olympic teams. Singers who bash America get the Super Bowl halftime slot. Immigrants who came to America for refuge get elected to Congress and bash America. Guess what - we’re sick of it and now you’ve unleashed the backlash.

@DrewPavlou Spanish is the most spoken language in the Americas and has been used within the current territorial boundaries of the US before most of the colonies were founded.

If you told someone in the year 2000 that within one generation the Super Bowl half time show would be performed completely in Spanish and they would set up a fucking sugar cane plantation on the pitch complete with Hispanic field labourers as part of the set, you would be considered a deranged far right lunatic conspiracy theorist. I’m watching this from Australia and it’s literally a woke fever dream. I can’t even believe that leftists decided to push demographic and cultural change this hard. Literally just a national humiliation ritual for the United States designed to make white people feel bad for existing. The message is: “This is your country now Chud, get over it.”

@MattWalshBlog And the millions of Russian view bots were really watching TPUSA for kid rock to perform the worst possible lip sync performance

Yes good point. The 120 million who tuned into the Super Bowl were really there to watch “Bad Bunny.” And the 120 million who watched the Super Bowl last year and the year before that and the year before that, etc, were there just hoping that “Bad Bunny” would show up.

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@catturd2 Lawsuits only work if the facts are on your side Lieu’s statements are reporting the facts

Incoming lawsuit.

@Acyn Says the “woman” that has zero compassion, empathy, or love

Gaines: I believe that words like compassion, empathy, inclusion, and love have been weaponized against us.

Will go over this when I get home since none of the internet lawyers are apparently capable of evaluating anything without being disgustingly partisan to their politics/friends. Basically nothing Rapetone says in this clip is true, though.

@Acyn @Melinda15858273 The party’s “final, most essential command”

Lutnick: You are fixing everything with your policies. You have changed America and created the golden age

@ScottJenningsKY Big brother is here to help….

Tom Homan’s press conference in Minneapolis was a masterclass. President Trump was smart to send him. All business. Just the facts. Enforce the law. Do it as efficiently as possible. 🎯