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@JustinWhang I wonder if Indians say the same thing about American food, like "When I get American food I usually order buffalo wings or chimichangas so I just had a Philly cheesesteak for the first time today. Holy shit dude"

When I get Indian food I usually order lamb vindaloo or chicken tikka so I just had butter chicken for the first time today. Holy shit dude

@WILDCARDofAC @LiquidusMex @enjoyer_liberty Sometimes I see threads like this and it really feels like I got married back before all this went to hell, like I got the last chopper out of Vietnam

@LiquidusMex @enjoyer_liberty Read them for fun, also speaking of troons showin up in dm's I been lucky not to come across that but I did come across this skinwalker lmao

“go find a girl and get married!” average zoomer girl:

@MadeByWoven @JustinWhang

*posts pokemon hoodie on reddit *post blows up *redditors report my piece to pokemon directly

For shits and giggles, I decided to see just how hard it would be to replace my birth certificate, Social Security card, AND my marriage license, since Democrats think women are too stupid to figure it out. Here's how it went: 1. Birth certificate: Contacted the health department of the county where I was born. They OVERNIGHTED a certified copy to me the next day - total cost, $14. 2. SS Card: Contacted Social Security on their site. They asked if I was sure I needed the card, since I 'won't likely be asked for it.' I went ahead and got it - took five business days to arrive - total cost, $0. 3. Marriage License: Went to the 'vital docs' site of the county where we were hitched. Filled everything out online, arrived in three days - total cost, $5. It cost less than $20 to obtain all three certified/legal documents, and it took less than five business days to receive them. Note: if I had lived where I was born or married, it would have been a day. Tops. Anyone telling you this is too hard or unfair is lying and hiding the real reason they want to stop Voter ID. I know you guys knew that already... lol

The Sandman reflects on his entrance at ECW One Night Stand in 2005. “Wow, dude, you’re just so jacked right then, you know what I mean? It’s like, f*ck, dude, you could take a bullet right then. I mean, you’ve got so much electricity going through your body right then, it’s really good sh*t.” (@monopolyevents1)

What nobody who isn't a parent will tell you is that Bluey is not a children's show that parents can also enjoy; It's a parenting show that's silly enough that kids can enjoy.

@Sargon_of_Akkad As an American it drives me insane to see houses touching each other over here especially when we didn't have to build them that way. Especially now with apartment complexes. You're depending on a whole lot of people to not accidentally start a fire while you're asleep. Horrible.

"It is a well-known fact that the peoples of Germany never live in cities and will not even have their houses adjoin one another. They dwell apart, dotted about here and there, wherever a spring, plain, or grove takes their fancy. Their villages are not laid out in the Roman style, with buildings adjacent and connected. Every man leaves an open space round his house..." - Tacitus, Germania, 98AD. It's a cultural habit that we've had for thousands of years.

"just" in this case being 2 years ago, but never mind that...

OMG.... Did @IAmLunarLizzy SERIOUSLY just accidentally reveal that you can change what side of the screen the #ChronoTrigger END CREDITS appear on? AFTER 31 YEARS!?!? 😭😭

@WrestlePurists Thank god. YouTube is forever.

WWE NXT content is no longer available on Peacock with the library now moving over to YouTube. The official NXT YouTube channel has been uploading full TV episodes, and all TakeOvers/PLEs up to Heatwave 2025 are available.

@topturoapturo @Fightful I'd watch it for that. I wouldn't buy it for that though.

@Fightful ‘Wow killtony is on mania. I will watch it for that’ - said no one ever

WWE announces that Tony Hinchcliffe will have a Kill Tony: WrestleMania event on Saturday, April 18th.

Mark my words, I will never buy another Brother brand printer as long as I live. As far as I'm concerned they're in the same trash can as HP is.

@indi_hartwell These are used for when you have to drive a few feet and get out of the car over and over again, like if you're doing a road paint job, or spreading mulch out of a truck. It stops the DING DING DING DING DING DING DING

I truly don’t understand why you wouldn’t wear a seatbelt

I’ve watched this 10 times and it gets funnier every time

fucking clanker

@Mlu__N2 I'm a man, and I do the laundry in my household. My big time saver is, 90% of laundry absolutely does not need folded. Do not fold towels, washcloths, socks and underwear, bed sheets, pillow cases, blankets and quilts, workout clothes, jackets and coats, and most kids clothes.

People underestimate how hard this is.

I swear to god so many AEW fans are never ever ever beating the accusations* *the accusations about being parasocial BPD SSRI-addled children who probably need their hard drives checked

Who Dun It? Get the new Toni Storm - Who Killed Toni Storm T-Shirt now on ShopAEW! bit.ly/481yESS

@TheCliffClavin I would wear this because it's awesome

Um Cliff here, uh who would wear this and why?

A drug-addicted parasite stole a gun, walked up to a random pregnant woman in Seattle, and murdered her. Instead of just executing him, the state wasted three years “evaluating” him before reaching a plea deal acquitting him for “insanity,” so now millions of dollars can be spent “rehabilitating” him so that later left-wing activists can work for his release in the hopes he will get to do more drugs and kill somebody again.