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no not rats having better access to reproductive healthcare than most women

@bigmonkeong Grab her right in the snussy

wake up babe a generational gif just dropped

april fools Never made sense to me why would you start off a beautiful month with a day of trickery . Just makes no sense. Why not call it april loves. April joys. April smart person

For the first time in my adult life I have upstairs neighbors and is this really what it’s like 😭😭😭 running a gd marathon up there jfc

Chicken caeser…but does chicken …hear her?….does chicken understand her?….does chicken tender….?

Wow yall were right about Aldi Shepards pie 🤤🤤

To assume that a submissive man lacks masculinity is a very red-pill way of thinking. It often takes far more self-awareness, confidence, and control for a man to submit to a woman by choice than to perform dominance out of insecurity.

now take this information and flip it. constantly pointing out the things you are grateful for can train your brain to notice more things to be grateful for. constantly noticing abundance will train your brain to notice even more abundance. flip the script & stay in control.

I love being in my apartment and open mouth coughing as much as I want

@dreamfyrve SssSAMMAY!!

he’s actually insane for this

And for the lady, perhaps a normal sleep schedule?

white people be like this song was on tony hawk's pro skater

Selena themed baby shower called Bidi Bump Bump send tweet

Satisfying to know that items I picked up last week have already sold and been shipped 😊

@Linahuaa Can’t be true lol not for me anyway. I have my own thing about him, he’s not attractive to me anymore but I used to be obsessed with him back in The Tudors days

Henry Cavill is more of a man's man. He actually isn't THAT attractive to most women. Timothy Chalamet outshines him as sex symbol that appears to women. Henry has the classic strong, tall, muscular and reliable kind of vibe, but he lacks edginess, danger, mystery. He's basically a Reddit nice guy in a jagged body and a handsome face. Also, he's enthusiastic about stuff like building PCs and his Warhammer figure collection. I find it cute personally, but for most women it's negative aura.

all girls want only one fuckin thing, and it’s to be photographed candidly on 35mm film

I’ve been asked if I’m a teacher far too many times, it’s making me question how nice I am to strangers 😅

Spending International Women’s Day doing laundry and dishes but thankful I’m doing this ALONE in MY apartment with NO shirt on whilst having the right to vote, open a credit card, wear pants etc. Love all the women in my life you make me so proud 🥹

is he fun to be around or am i fun and he’s around