April.

@janetfunmi I love how the pigs are gathered under my comment section. Young Lady , before you respond to them inbox, check their timelines and filter them out. Time made her a UK based Master Degree holder! Assholes she is not for y'all good for nothing boys.

@janetfunmi All the Lazy Lousy He-goats with no pin to their names are triggered 😅😅😅. They are waiting for a rich lady to pay their groom price with Her money lol. You all pigs are not the target here so🏃‍♂️ along. Girl, you are a spec and have achieved great heights, ur own Man'll find u.

Name: Ijeoma Gender: Female Religion: Christian Nationality: Nigerian Age: 38 Genotype: AS Location: UK Qualification: Masters Occupation: customer service (UK) Relationship Status: Single (never married) Kids: none Blood Group: 0 HIV Status: Negative State: Abia Preferred State: Igbo(but open) About Me: I’m Igbo from Abia state and currently living in the UK. I am looking for a born again Christian, hardworking, financially stable man who is ready to get married and start a family.

@feesarhbby If they didn't invite you don't go. It's not about the gown or NYSC stories. Just what adults do is to honour invitation. Not by extension.

Reason why I’m not attending Their mum is my mum’s elder sister, so we are cousins. My mum is the last born in her family, and i grew up very close to them. I even stayed with them for a while. The twins are five years older than me, and they’ve always been like brothers to me. However, they did something that really hurt me. We both gained admission into the same university together. They got their admission late for some reason, which is why we ended up starting at the same time. One of the twins was given Accounting,the course they both wanted,but the other twin was given a different course. Fast forward to our convocation day: my mum was sick and my dad had travelled. I was already working at a showroom at the time because I needed money for my NYSC. Before convocation, they paid for their gowns and collected theirs. They have three sisters abroad who are doing well, while I’m the first born in my family and carry a lot of responsibility. I couldn’t afford to pay for my clearance and gown immediately, so I was waiting for my salary. By the time I paid, it was late and I wasn’t given my convocation gown. Meanwhile, they collected theirs and did a photoshoot with their family. After their photo shoot, I called and asked if I could borrow their gown so I could also do my own photo shoot. They refused and said they were taking it to school for pictures. I told them, “But you guys already did your shoot.” I begged them, but they still refused to lend it to me. I was really hurt. On our convocation day, when I arrived at school, I couldn’t even enter because of the heavy crowd and traffic. I had to stay outside with my friend. She had also paid for her gown but wasn’t given one either. We both walked around looking for someone who could lend us a gown so we could at least take some pictures. The person we eventually borrowed a gown from didn’t even allow us to use it for more than a minute before she collected it back. At the end of the day, the only picture I managed to take was blurry because we were rushing. It hurt even more when I heard that my cousin and his parents celebrated his convocation in a big way,they cooked, invited friends, and made it a memorable occasion. I felt left out, but I just looked away. When it was time for NYSC, I had already been working for a year. I wanted to register for mine and asked if they could give me the contact of the person who helped them with their direct posting. They had gotten direct posting to Ibadan, and I also wanted Ibadan or Osun. But they refused until I was posted to benue Since then, we stopped talking. That was in 2022. Until now, I don’t use WhatsApp anymore. But whenever I post something on Telegram, they’re always the first person to view it. So I just assumed they didn’t want to talk to me. In January, my mum told me that one of them wants to do a wedding, but they didn’t tell me themselves. That’s why I don’t want to attend. My mum has been begging me to go but I won’t

@officialABAT Look at you supposed citizens 🙄. Ain't you ashamed of yourself? Who exactly made you president over these people who know you as a complete failure? Shame shame shame to you and your APC demons.

Last week in the United Kingdom, we took important steps to deepen a partnership that has stood the test of time. But this visit was not about history. It was about the future. Trade. Investment. Jobs. Opportunities for our people. From our engagements to the agreements signed, we are building a relationship that delivers real value for Nigerians. Thank you, Your Majesty King Charles III, and the good people of the United Kingdom for the welcome. Thank you, Your Majesty King Charles III, and the good people of the United Kingdom, for the welcome.

@Mr_Husky1 2006....Emmanuel she calls him Enamel....😅 Me to every Emmanuel ....hello Enamel. ☺️

Admit it: Your kid mispronounced a word three years ago and now the whole family says it that way. What's the word in your house? (We still say 'pasketti' and I’m not stopping anytime soon.)

@AsakyGRN No, let the stupid RONUs continue to feed their hunger.

“$1 million can buy you a house in America. £1 million can buy you a house in the UK. 1 million rands can buy you a house in South Africa. ₦1 million can’t rent you a place in Nigeria. I hope you guys understand how cooked Nigeria is?” — Man laments.

Be in London May 16th! It's time to Unite The Kingdom! "We're Breaking These Chains"

@GozDeGozzy @Fhibiofficial It's always that dirty tribe 😁, pigs reject this nauseating poison they call soup.

@Fhibiofficial Coming from people, this is their favorite and poster soup

Igbos wanted to claim Afang soup. Akwa Ibom people no gree leave their neck 🤣🤣

@Fhibiofficial Sloopy Pig

@_sorrengailll You wash your underwear after each use. Wash it!!

To girls who don’t wear panty liners: do you buy new underwear every week?😭

@korede_klassic @jason_lukere @MrAnuoluwapoO @mediaablogg Physicist. Friction is major reason.

@jason_lukere @MrAnuoluwapoO @mediaablogg She's light weighted a lighter person (the girl) has a lower Normal Force (N). ​This means her Maximum Static Friction is also lower than the boy's own, hence lass mass to carry

This video just explain the life of a man in few minutes.

@Trendblizz @OurFavOnlineDoc I was their victim 2019-2020 45k lol, the dehumanisation is terrible. Anyways, I left in my 5th month without any job on site 😅. Best decision ever.

@OurFavOnlineDoc A recruitment agency offered me #90k marketing role for a first generation red and white bank in Nigeria The branch is on the island, 7:30am to 5:30pm, Monday to Friday #90k I just laughed 😅

“I pray this revolution I pray and crave for happen in my life time. I’m going to give up at this time because the people in my generation are too afraid to speak up…” - A former bank contract staff exposes the corruption and rot in the banking system

@OurFavOnlineDoc Hallelujah, praise the Lord. You are blessed girl.

This lady shares her life story about how she relocated to Canada in 2023 at age 43years old. Yes, at 43. Within 3years she has made something meaningful out of her life. Her dad was a gateman and her family were poor. Pls NEVER EVER give up on yourself.

@BigLily_C Canada 🇨🇦 or USA

I have 20m to relocate and I don’t want to go via school Can you recommend counties that I can relocate to with my 20m budget

The Official Twitter handle of the Nigerian Army was caught engaging in online bigotry. It was a very shameful scene to behold. The Army is no longer the professional outfit we used to know. The APC has further eroded the support & trust of Nigerians at a time the morale of our troops is low. When those entrusted with the security of lives engage in open bigotry, you make it extremely difficult for Nigerians to support you. Slamming a Nigerian with IPOB tag because he or she caught you in a web of misinformation is unfortunate. The army should not engage in half-truth. It shouldn't descend into the arena. Children can be sloppy but not men…… A Ronu bigot is most definitely behind the Twitter account, just like INEC's Twitter handle. It’s unethical for General Christopher Musa to get involved with the planning of APC’s Party Convention. I saw him read out the 'order of programs,' & I sank in my chair. I thought that was ugly. People should know when to stop. No institution was spared on Bola Tinubu’s watch. A cancer that shouldn’t have happened! 💔

@YOLICOM6 This is why he looks miserable even after living in the USA.

The children of these people are the ones Yoruba men are playing with 🙄

@PeopleOfAbia Look at that Daughter-Father communication. Won't HE Alex Otti do it? Girl, yes he will. Your Daay Alex has a listening ear.

Residents of Ngwa Road appeal to Gov. Otti to reconstruct the road after flooding caused by rainfall.

@UncleForbes_ @PeopleOfAbia No. You are wrong.

@PeopleOfAbia This is Alex Otti’s road to his place. Probably the only road he did as governor and he did it very abysmally

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