Earth Foetus 🇰🇪

@iamjoseh_ Amekujia kura tena,siet!

My President.

@Broadbasedgal Mute this fvck.

Huyu mlevi anatuambia nini? Hajawai amini Ruto a non-kikuyu is the president without his support

@SEUN_XYZ WHat you gonna do with mark henry

Your crush at work invited you over for a discussion, you came in and saw her in this position. Be honest, what would you do?

@kerubo_hillary Of all things,atleast water should be free.

Why is it illegal to harvest rain water in Nairobi? Maji ya bure tu jameni

@_MtuTano Manze

Slavery can never be my portion. 9-5 workers are busy celebrating kuna holiday Wednesday🤡🤡sisi freelancers kila siku ni holiday😂😂hata hatujui leo ni Monday ama Friday. Free yourselves from captivity.

@LimitlessKe95 Wamesense kunaweza kuwa na wasaliti.

Pale kenya police Headquarter kuna mambo inapangwa…Mr. Bungei, the former Nairobi RPC, was recalled to HQ; Noah Maiyo, the former Presidential Escort Unit commander, was recalled to HQ; and Hillary Birgen, the former Eastern RPC, was also recalled to HQ…

One day, you will pay school fees, hospital bills, and salaries. You will stay awake calculating figures while others sleep peacefully. It is the day you will realize your father carried a weight you never understood. Now it is your turn, The burden is heavy, but it is SACRED. Your FATHER carried it, now carry it for your son.

Retweet to Annoy Our Enemies 😂

Grateful for every moment, every challenge and every memory. ❤️ Thank you to the fans, my teammates, the staff and everyone at the club for the support throughout this journey. It’s been an honour to wear this shirt. Wishing the club all the best for the future. 🙏🏾

@amenya_nelson Kujitoa kwa mkoloni inakuwa ngumu kila siku.

Juzi tu mlikua mnalia neocolonialism na sahii naona mmejaa tao na jersey za your former colonizer. Make it make sense haha.

@Tipster_Blood 😂 tough times

Is this real or fake ?

@_fels1 Is it really happening ?

The 2026 FIFA World Cup is exactly 18 days away and there is literally no hype around it at all.

Celebrated football commentator and analyst Diblo Kaberia has sadly passed on.

@Football_Kenya Taaarifa! We shall miss yo voice mkuu, rest easy el mago.

Football Kenya Federation joins the Kenyan football fraternity and the media industry in mourning the passing of celebrated radio football commentator, Diblo Kaberia.

@MHTruthUltra Crazy how its never 8billion but 4billion

Crazy how 8 billion people are letting 13 families run this shitshow

@ivymuthe Wacha kumwaga unga bana🤦

There is someone somewhere thinking these people are carrying a mattress.

@bettingkingz9 And many will cry

Billions will be made 💰

@Utdbrizzy This 🔥

What’s your best premier League Goal of the season ? Mine : Szoboszlai goal against Arsenal

@piersmorgan @_DeclanRice 😀

Ridiculous… @_DeclanRice should have won this. Absolute travesty that someone whose team never once competed for the Title wins over a guy whose brilliance all season led us to the Title.