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Republicans are outraged because State Rep. Justin Jones burned a confederate flag in protest of Tennessee’s redistricting.

@thetomcelica Hydraulics are dope.

The reason why billionaires are so obsessed with going to space is because guillotines don't work in zero gravity

Droughts and burn bans really harsh my vibe (stupid climate instability).

“iF yOu HaTe AmErIcA sO mUcH, wHy DoN’t YoU jUsT lEaVe?” Because we love America, and we’re going to continue fighting to keep it the America we love.

We’re spiraling in, now.

@AngelaBelcamino A delusional wackadoodle in charge of the FBI?

FBI Director Kash Patel says UFO files are being prepared for release. A deeply religious family member has told me for years: if “aliens” ever show up, they’re demons in disguise. What are we actually dealing with here?

@ImBreckWorsham Trying to conquer a country drowning in 340 million firearms seems … futile.

I've got a strange feeling Trump is NEVER leaving office. Damn the Constitution. He truly thinks he's a king.

@JalenRose Hail! Hail!

Dude actually did. From Michigan too. Plus did the commencement speech. BossUp.

@Protect_Wldlife Let’s go, Team Leopard!

Today is #InternationalLeopardDay 🐆. Whilst the most people celebrate this wonderful animal this POS gets his satisfaction from killing them, LOTS OF THEM! 😡 Brad 'Chucky' Severs from Illinois, US, posing with a sociopathic grin with a Leopard draped across his shoulders. This is only one of four more that he has slaughtered to satisfy his sociopathic needs! #TrophyHunters put the CON in conservation! RT if you want a GLOBAL ban on #trophyhunting NOW!

@DollyParton @JamesTate121 Prayers up.

Thank you for standing by me and showing me so much love and support over the past year. I’ve still got some healing to do, but I am on my way! See you soon. 💖 🦋

@jasonllevin Aye. Good lad.

BREAKING: College football champion and the NFL’s #1 draft pick Fernando Mendoza SPURNS Trump and turns down White House Do You Support Fernando Mendoza’s Decision? YES

@ImBreckWorsham I think we effed all the way up, and we need to clean up our mess. I don’t think the guys who screwed it up though (Trump / Graham) should be in charge of this clean-up.

Lindsey Graham says if you don't support the war in Iran, you "shouldn't be allowed to drive." Thoughts?

I’m coming around to more and more socialism, myself.

If aliens requested a meeting with a sole individual to represent the human race, whom should we send?

@WoodlawnMichael @KellyLMcCarty McCarthy couldn’t answer whether he had any decency, was disgraced, left Congress, and died of alcoholism.

@Archemoros25 @KellyLMcCarty A New York liberal can improve nothing. A New York liberal is a communist, & should get the McCarthy treatment.

Good morning from South Carolina! And remember… we’re full.

@Martina To be fair, if I were any of the three uninvited justices, I’d welcome the chance to spend time away from the other 6.

Absolutely inappropriate

@WhiteHouse Don’t you have more important things to worry about? Do your effing JOB!

When is ABC Fake News Network firing seriously unfunny Jimmy Kimmel???

@davidslosttt It was exactly the opposite until 1967. I wonder why?🤔

It's possible that the Democrats only have 6 districts in the ENTIRE DEEP SOUTH