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@CityOfDallas311 @CityOfDallas this telephone poll has been left broken in half in our neighborhood for over a year by @ATT and we have tried to have them repair it and they refuse to do so. PLEASE HELP @DallasMayor

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@calista_melissa Did you go back to the states yet?

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@calista_melissa Where does that go exactly? And how far? Asking for a friend 🫣

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I'm curious...what's your favorite scene of mine and why? 👀

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So far has been a great week, can’t wait to hit the track tomorrow. Thanks to all the fans, specially the latino community for your support. #MiamiGP

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@KristenKindle Still seeing "fans" in the dfw area?

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@IVANACHERRYKISS Who is your contact person for booking? Can you DM me their contact info please. Thank you.

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@MiaMalkova Am I crazy or didn't you just get them a few months ago? Why the switch back? Health issues? Hope you're okay!