Archibald Bag

Uber thinks Brittney spears was sold to witch craft and is the devil #hellyeah

At a wedding where I don’t know anyone is this my sign to get belligerently drunk #lank

@WitheredJohnson I live for this shit

Not enough people know about that Poncho.

@BarefootBuldog @broadchecks Or mlb 2k13

Best controller oat. Argue with a wall.

@MattLongStroke #shrink this shit

Thot daughter from half court #nuke

i don’t have nearly enough dih for the amount of shit i talk

@BarefootBuldog Sitka. Next question

@run_walter4468 Self doxx

@jeffknox55 Coahoma community college

I hate having to go to work when I could just scroll the beev all day

@MattLongStroke I agree fuck ipas. Thanks for the input Matthew

@ArchibaldBag Except for ipas

Anyone on the beev fuck with Pacifico? #LANK

At my cousins wedding when is the right time to start talking abt Israel #LANK

@run_walter4468 @JohnBeckwith76 @HawgGrant @Drissy23088893 @ChanJerking Better than the 95-96 bulls

My BV starting five: PG: @JohnBeckwith76 SG: @HawgGrant SF: @ArchibaldBag PF: @Drissy23088893 C: @ChanJerking This team rapes the spurs

I drank chug jugs in places you wouldn’t sip minis at

@run_walter4468 Fuck that noise I want old faithful

@ArchibaldBag Call an audible and get the buff chicken

Just found out the bin took the shrimp avocado fries off their menu #fuckthebin

@jbwill69 Fucking liberal scums

Been bartending since 9 this morning and not a single person has ordered any form of alcohol. I’m starting to lose faith in humanity

Been #chudmaxxing a lot here lately. Sincerely, Archibald