Archiekins

normalize biting people because you like them

Cabinet of 80+ ministers is honestly at the point where if you sneeze in Parliament someone gets appointed “Minister of State for Dust Management”

The sarcasm in his speech and actions is definitely expected to fly over some heads including yours. And you wanted to represent people in parliament? Wow. I give you an A for Audacity 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

Michael Jackson really got in the studio and said you ain’t my bitch & that ain’t my kid hehe wooohoooo 😭

Bro to bro: this could be our last World Cup without kids 😔

Was the Finance Minister sleeping or praying?

PSG needs to sign him on a season long loan for the culture.

Me, Nobert Mao and Bobiwine need a private meeting to discuss the way forward.

President @KagutaMuseveni: One of my people was inviting me for something called Arsenal. I said what's Aresnal? That I should go and celebrate. Celebrate what? I was a footballer myself; I gave up football in 1966 and now I'm on Uganda. #NBSUpdates #PlenaryUg

.@KagutaMuseveni: All this time I have been monitoring and I don't want to embarrass people. Ministers, if I go to your area and I don't find any development, I'll sack you! Why should young people keep going out of the country to look for jobs? I believe ministers are mature people, so when I talk, they should take action.

.@KagutaMuseveni: I'm going to be rough on people who want leadership positions yet they don't care about the people they lead. I have been talking for a long time, and I would just sound like a preacher. I have already laid a trap for all those people through programmes on the ground. In every parish there's Shs800 million low cost capital #MonitorUpdates

Magogo left his Bebe to go and vote for her replacement😭

Men are not easy. Now why did Gogos go to vote without his wife? Fear men!

Jessica Alupo was once the Minister of Education and Sports. You learn a new thing every day in this country.

Ilia Topuria is looking EXTREMELY locked in right now 😳 (via @Topuriailia)

How far is the Hon Muwanga Kivumbi case. This.

Khamzat Chimaev working on his striking His team said the only fight he wants right now is the Sean Strickland rematch 👀 (via @KChimaev)

Can these people make the same parade against corruption?

@DaudiKabanda @mkainerugaba You won’t beat the allegations if you do not touch Katushabe Winstone, the commissioner of works and Transport, Kateshumbwa Dicksons formerly of URA and Silver Mugisha of National Water! You can have Dedan Mubangizi as bonus if you so wish! What do you need? Evidence?