ArchonSam

My cute Sslyth wife seeing me off before I go massacre some children

@Ducktuggins Da-ran its simple enough

@ArchonSam You gotta go with some strong one syllable names for Ogryns, something they'd be able to pronounce

Holy shit there's character customisation!

Fun Dark Eldar fact: It is said that the Dark Eldar have a weapon that will shotaify any one who gets hit by it Source: Dark Eldar 4th ed codex

@JagerShaman This is why I had to stop playing gatcha games...

80 pulls later and still nothing. Game taunted me by giving me Fine Motion instead lmao.

@sump_scum_4evah The money shall still flow into nothing

@ArchonSam Oh I will NOT be buying these directly from GW.

Alright, so my first set of minis I'll get back into will be a Kataphron Battle Servitor led by a Tech Priest Dominus. I'll paint them Stygies VIII which is my favorite forge world.

@CommanderFemUnc Oh no the horror.... Not the room full of oiled up twinks

@ArchonSam Okay you will be getting put in the gay boy room

Guys don’t hate me but day 3 of getting into Warhammer my friend asked me if I liked Space Marines and I went “Nah they’re just kinda boring” and he was like yeah…you’re going to end up changing your mind. I did. LMAO. At the time I was only into Necrons

@CommanderFemUnc No one... Just randoms but they don't talk, I'm going to put out another message because last night a few people on here said they'd join but I needed to go to bed so who knows

@ArchonSam BRUH I AM AT A MOVIE RN also who are you playing with?

I took the most fire nude a few weeks ago and I keep looking at it because I am always going to glaze the fuck out of my weight loss. I legit used to look like a bag of potatoes and I had major hyperpigmentation everywhere and it was genuinely so fucking ugly for me to even look at. Now I can pass by a mirror and finally be HAPPY. Like I am going to always love my weight loss and love how I look.

@CommanderFemUnc I'll be hopping on Darktide in about 20 mins and going as long as I can. I got all day free today, join at some point if you want to hear 🙉

@ArchonSam You can if you send voice accent 😒

@CommanderFemUnc Im always judging you and you specifically

@ArchonSam Okay I’ve become a changed man you can’t judge me now

These stickers were made in winter for a Tg chat

@CommanderFemUnc @unlimited_anger That's it. That's all they are.

@unlimited_anger I still have 0 clue what they are besides blue fish niggas

Emperors children Rhino #hobbyhealth #warmongers #miniaturepainting #tabletopgames #warhammer40k #WarhammerCommunity

@CommanderFemUnc I'm jealous of his boob horns... I want some :(

Magnus is so pretty

I WAS HAVING TOO MUCH FUN TODAY AND FORGOT TO POST HAPPY AIKAWA JUN(E) DAY 13 EARLIER, SO HERE IT IS Here's one of my all time favorites, VOFAN & take's collab with Okitegami Kyouko and Aikawa Jun!!! The Okitegami Kyouko Bunko came out this last Friday! #aikawajune

@sump_scum_4evah How id look

How I'd unironically look if I was part of some scummy adhoc hive militia.

Played my first couple of mission on darktide, I only managed to match with one other player and he was just deepthroating and coughing the mic! So I'll be heading to bed now, I think i'll play this all day tomorrow. If anyone wants to join just send a DM!

@Meeperthe1 I did! I played for an hour and I was gonna play more but I'm sleepy now so gonna go sleep instead

@ArchonSam 🫡 have fun!!

Just started my first mission... Wish me luck