Austin “Chicken Parm” Wells

@aylilvilly @JamesSurowiecki @504RockTheIcon She didn’t “lose out” on anything

@Arcolectic @JamesSurowiecki @504RockTheIcon So she lost out on.... 87 cents. Got it.

I cannot believe this. Kelsey Plum really thinks that if she earned a dollar more (giving her a million-dollar salary), she would have to pay an extra $13,000 in income tax. That is not how marginal tax rates work! If she earned a dollar more, she'd pay an extra 13 cents.

@MacroMicroNMike @Lytherian Cool, so he’s just supposed to accept not knowing this stuff cause “he’s too old to learn” fog

@Lytherian He’s 24 years old already. He’s cooked if he’s barely learning those words at that age.

The thing is, this is exactly how you’re supposed to read. If you don’t know a word you search it up

@ilovethesausage Alr got a “Text me tomorrow when I’m sober” shooting percentage seems to be going up

@Arcolectic You’ll have to lmk if it lands #loveit

Do I dare? #green

@MatthewLeeRosen @WhiskeyBrad No it’s not, unanimously players oppose the full abs.

@WhiskeyBrad It's reasonable to predict that in the near future, umpires will no longer be calling balls & strikes at all. The ABS system will do it full-time. If MLB were to mess with the measurements, while misrepresenting the graphical data, they can alter ABs.

MLB's next great scandal will be the league shrinking the ABS zone by small margins, in attempt to boost offense. We won't know they've done it, until they get busted. It'll be the robot era's version of the "Juiced Ball." Boomark it.

@aylilvilly @JamesSurowiecki @504RockTheIcon You do know you only hit the “new” rate on the money you earn over that figure? Right?

@JamesSurowiecki @504RockTheIcon oh no! she lost $1!

@TeoEnjoyer @LovelessEnt @JJWETHERH0LT I’d say the fried money still comes, definitely no bellinger tho

@LovelessEnt @JJWETHERH0LT They probably never trade for Bellinger in the first place and likely don’t give Fried that contract

I’m not a Mets hater but why the hell did he choose them over this? He should’ve been a Yankee for life

@PigskinParrot And the fact people think we’d get every single actual fbs campus is asinine

People begging for CFB27 to have open campuses DID NOT go to college, lol.

@McMayhem297 @rationalyankee Cole money off the books, can throw that entire chunk+

@rationalyankee This is the way. As much as I like Jazz I don't think he's going to be worth the type of money it'll cost to keep him. Volpe could be the cheap solution at second. We need to start thinking about the summer of 29 when Skenes hits the market.

I never thought the Yankees would actually do it, but I think they’re going to option Volpe to AAA. Caballero is playing well. There’s not a clear and obvious need for Volpe on the roster. Keeping Volpe in AAA for an extra 20 days gets the team another season of control. We know the Yankees try to keep control of their players as long as they possibly can. Most teams do the same. I don’t see why they wouldn’t keep Volpe in the minors for another 20 days and gain a full season of control.

@samtitsman @Ku_Najee Very true, had to go through like a week adjustment after giving it up

@Arcolectic @Ku_Najee Plus you have to play catch with it everyday, which is super annoying

Yeah I cheated every time I touched the mound my senior year, what about it?

@jherb1323 @BobbyMilone29 100% agree, gonna have to be something if they want to impose a hard cap and this is perfect.

@BobbyMilone29 I thought same thing but with CBA expiring who knows. Have a feeling service time before free agency is going to be one of concessions owners give players.

I believe if he stays down an extra 20 days they gain another yr of control The way Cabby is playing maybe they keep him down a while

@samtitsman @Ku_Najee Always felt like it was an all or nothing thing and I wasn’t trying to keep up with that

@Ku_Najee Tbh this stuff just makes it harder to throw strikes imo. Hated it, would spike everything

@MatthewLeeRosen If that ball hit a batters glove that close he’s still walking to first base correct?

In this instance, less than 0.5% of the ball has actually touched zone. It does't seem justifiable to reverse the umpire's call. The ABS system calculates inches & surface data. I think the rules should be adjusted, so that 25% of the ball must be in the zone for a strike.

@oqayowoqwq And this stands in a thanos case where even I could be included in the part that dies

@oqayowoqwq Greater good theory wins for me, yes 100% red is pretty unlikely but 80%+? Definitely. You aren’t getting near even 70% blue

If the goal is for everyone to survive you'd need 100% votes for red (Impossible) or just >50% votes for blue (pretty easy)

@KuroSekaiAnime Why would everyone not just press red thus saving everyone? If anything blue gives you the illusion of moral superiority as long as you’re okay with offing all the reds.

Let me break this down >People will press blue >its inevitable >Pushing red sacrifices these people but saves you >clicking blue saves everyone with risk > 50% is a small requirement > So as many people as possible should press blue to save everyone > clicking red is selfish

@allenjosephaj @DeRonin_ There’s NOTHING in it, any servers worth a damn have dev(s) on staff to handle new plugins and optimizations

@DeRonin_ hot take: idk if selling scripts with zero coding is gonna be that easy, sounds like a lot of people are gonna try and flood the market

GTA 6 drops in 6 months > 0.01% will sell tools and make $50K+ > 0.1% will run servers at $5K/mo > 1% will stream and cover rent > 98.89% will just play be at least 0.1%. (with Claude Code it's easy mission) Some ideas nobody's running yet: 1. Sell FiveM scripts with zero coding experience Claude writes Lua now. server owners pay $50-389 per script on the Cfx Marketplace developers on Tebex report averaging €5,000+/mo within 90 days of launching you don't need to know code. you need to know what server owners are desperate for: - custom job systems - economy balancers - UI panels - vehicle systems - whitelist managers 1 script/week × 7 months = 30 products if each sells 10 copies at $100 avg, DO THE MATH 2. Run a paid RP server as a subscription business this is the one that sounds fake until you do the math 50 members × $15/mo = $750/mo 100 members × $20/mo = $2,000/mo 200 members × $20/mo = $4,000/mo 500 members × $25/mo = $12,500/mo the top servers have WAITLISTS. people paying to get in Claude builds every script you need: jobs, economy, housing, factions, police systems you're not a developer. you're running a private club where members pay to stay then grab gaming UGC clips and run them through an AI UGC engine (shorts, reels, TikToks) BOOM, nearly free user acquisition and you don't need to explain the demand. if they're watching GTA content, they're already dying to play. just show them your server exists 3. Build AI-powered NPC packs for server owners RP servers live or die on immersion. right now most NPCs are lifeless markers on a map connect Claude API to in-game NPCs and suddenly: - shop owners haggle with players - cops interrogate with real dialogue - quest givers remember your backstory - bartenders gossip about other players' crimes no server has this yet. package it as a plug-and-play script at $200-500/server 100 servers and you feel good on what's nobody selling yet 4. Position yourself for the $240M GTA 6 creator economy Rockstar acquired FiveM in 2023. launched the paid marketplace January 2026 currently hiring 4 Creator Platform roles they're building the Roblox of GTA Roblox paid creators $1B in 2025. top 10 averaged $33.9M each GTA 6's player base is older, richer, and already spent $8.6B on GTA Online the creator cut of that $8.6B was zero. because there was no creator economy that changes with GTA 6 even if only 100,000 creators show up and it matches Roblox payouts that's $10K/creator average. top 1% will clear $500K+ for making content inside a video game this is the rare bottleneck where demand is guaranteed 6 months from now every niche will be taken right now most of them are empty the earlier you start, the less competition you face it's your turn ❤️

@luannq1990 @DeRonin_ Short answer no, the servers come in fads and you’re lucky to catch lightning for a few months (source I managed multiple)

@DeRonin_ bold take - but can 100 RP servers really hit $20/mo each and scale without burning out?

@BallinFFB @YanksFa Let’s see how this ages in a few years with hartline gone

@YanksFa there is not only one school consistently has first round pick WRs year after year

Jeremiah Smith is a generational WR , and nothing about Malik Nabers is generational 🤷‍♂️

@TheMetsX Remove Kilby and I don’t hate it, you do know this means you can’t trash Lagrange,Kilby or Jones now right?

Sure, give us Anthony Volpe Carlos Lagrange Dax Kilby Spencer Jones Luis Gil I’ll make that move