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@Worgan_Freeman1 Yes, yes it does.

Sorry darling, but the suit stays on during sex.

@VesnuStudio Wow that response is W I LD

@AreminF edfkjmsderkalr;egmkdaelsr;gmkdeslranmgkaedl;o/ngm *Angy Bottom Noises*

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@SCSsoftware How trucks look after leaving Illinois

Truckers, are you ready? The Illinois DLC for American Truck Simulator releases on May 14th! 🇺🇸 From the towering skyline of Chicago to the highways that carry freight across the Midwest, we can't wait for you to hit the road 🚛💨 Watch the trailer: blog.scssoft.com/2026/04/illino…

@Moonlighhy I did not read "bushtit" at first...

"Rather than sit in the wet grass this little bushtit chose to stay with me".

@DrJohnAquino @ThatEricAlper Hey there Delilah what's it like in New York City you're 2000 dicks away but girl tonight you look so pretty.

@dinosaurs1969 It also would have disappeared in about two weeks if they had anti-biotics and pest control back then.

@ZacksJerryRig Tesla doesn't have the money to produce a car with 0 demand. Which is weird because they make the Cybertruck and are testing the Cybercab...

It's been 9 years - lie about something new dude.

@SCSsoftware Volvo VNL, the NPC of trucks.

Rumor has it that a new truck might be rolling into American Truck Simulator! 🚛 A mysterious rig has been spotted cruising U.S. highways, but so far, there’s only one photo of this unknown beast. 👀📸 Think you can figure out what it is? See more at 👇 blog.scssoft.com/2026/04/new-tr…

@yepitsconner Back when companies were like "It's a normal car, but electric!" Now everyone just goes into the design room and says "Hey Grok, generate me an image of a car... Also Sydney Sweeney in a Bikini."

I’ve maybe seen like 2-3 of these in Chicago, but I’ve never seen one for sale ever again after that.

@Pimstacja You can hear Stalin's victims begging for mercy in every shift.

The joy of driving a soviet truck

@SigmaBearBruh @messedupcars Man, if only GM would bring back the land yacht, you could totally use the Suburban frame and just build a car on it that sits low to the ground.

@messedupcars I took my driver's test in a suburban, land yahts were replaced by whales

@messedupcars We need to bring back land yachts

@GreenTextRepost He's a registered s3x offender who plowed over a dozen people. Basically he drove through a parade because he was mad he was going to be late to something, that and he was a s3x offender.

@iJixaw Look, I'm not saying it's a good idea, but I am saying I would probably buy it.

이 멍청아! 도대체 무슨 짓을 한 거야? 우리 모두를 파멸시켰잖아!!!

@equine__dentist Did the wrong tanker hook up to the tank?

what the fuck do you mean milk has been coming out

@Jbanklestankle1 Ahh but you see, that's exactly what AI does, except it does it consistently... In fact it measures about 3 million times and cuts it so wrong that by the time it's finished you're left with a Jackson Pollock painting.

@yourmazdalover This is so unrealistic Why would anyone driving a Land Cruiser ever want a G wagon?

Real

@F15StrikeEagle1 @Motor1com Like who TF actually needs a door that closes when you wave it or a theatre projector in the back seat?

@F15StrikeEagle1 @Motor1com The Chinese car market hasn't changed at all, luxury cars full of gimmicks that western brands know are stupid, and knockoffs of more popular brands because the gimmicks didn't work.

Oh come on lmao