coma resistant gene

new gene dropped, #phmtwt who wants me?

@ArgonPHM @akilovesphm //shhh noone

@akilovesphm //who’s the rat?

#phmtwt conspiracy theory: the admin of the official phm account runs a parody account. I'm betting my money on a sentient object account.

@ineffablegay //omg i love these so much that's so beautiful

I painted The Scene ... #phmtwt #projecthailmary

// if im roleplaying w you on here, just know im likely in a space ship while doing it (i brought homophobic rocky for proof)

something's changing.... perhaps the radiation causing a mutation....

@adriantheplanet very perfect

adrian try to draw rocky, what think?

@wisteriasfilm //if you could that'd be awesome 🥺 all good either way, thank you

@comaresistin unfortunately i don’t but i can try and find it for you!

I MADE IT

"up is DOWN, left is RIGHT, xenon's a SOLID, THE OFFICIAL PHM ACCOUNT KNOWS ABOUT THE ROLEPLAY ACCOUNTS"

@imnotab0mb #cancelgrace

goodmorning guys! oh wait, idk if it’s morning bc im floating in space with no direction. i wonder whose fault that is

@GracesCatheter present

Okay attendance check for phm rp accounts, i wanna see how many we got so far 📋 🖊️ Just comment present

@pleasedontnuke Sending you some astrophage so you can warm up pookie

@comaresistin i took a swim with the bears

is it normal to get frostbiten do i have drostbiten oh my god i have frostbites

@xenondetector 🥺🥺 you got it friend

@comaresistin i guess.. or i can keep you secret, you seem like a good fellow. just dont rat me out to the other objects okay?

hey if you're an object i followed just assume there's grace dna on you that's why I'm in you okay thanks

@xenondetector sterlizE yourself in the lab i suppose

@comaresistin oh god do you know how i can get it off of me. im in my "revolt against Grace" era i cant let my colleagues know about this....

@xenondetector // yes you are

@comaresistin // wait i haven't gotten around to reading the book yet am i there

//fascinating to learn that half the objects on phmtwt are movie exclusives and the other half are book exclusives very cool very cool

@very_scientific you'd break immediately I think

can I attach myself to a drill......??

@missestheground that's okay I'll tell your cortisol genes to tone it down a little hope you feel better

@comaresistin what's the point of even getting tests if i'm not going? i'm a teacher for fucks sake! A TEA-CHER. what am *i gonna do on the hail mary? i'm sorry. it is not your fault, coma resistant gene. i'm just. . . stressed is all. :)

shiiiiiiit-

@PHMHomeDepot Yay!! hope you got to rest a lot

@comaresistin I'm good, thank you for asking :))) a bit tired but my shift at the store will be over soon and I will be able to rest!!!

We have very few customers in the store today so I'm bored, how are you people on Twitter? 🥱

@PHMHomeDepot thank you thank you

@comaresistin I'm sorry to hear that, you both should get some rest 🫂🫂🫂