Ariel Abramowitz

This article made me want a remake of Lady Marmalade with Ariana Grande, Raye, Megan Thee Stallion and Dua Lipa. theguardian.com/film/2026/may/…

@bsniz @richardzphotoz @a16z @CoryPopp LOL forgot the samsung work, @CoryPopp was the DP on @voxdotcom's explained on netflix and has won emmys.

@richardzphotoz @a16z Oh @CoryPopp would be perfect for this. I don’t know if he’d do it but @ArielSam924 and I worked with him doing original content for Samsung, and he’s the BEST.

We're hiring. The @a16z new media team is looking for a showrunner/EP to launch a16z Originals, a YouTube native editorial series with a techno-optimist POV. Episodes will run 10 to 20 minutes and geared for an audience beyond tech. If you know someone, DM me or send an email.

Feeling like a chump because nymag didn’t even give me 10k to get addicted to fanfic, I just did it for free

Happy 25th anniversary to this ❤️

reading the best fucking fic in existence and then going to the authors profile and finding out theyve written a series of best fucking fics in existence is like ascending to heaven

half of my friends are the busiest people alive accessible only by carrier pigeon or by sending them five voice notes in a row and the other half are so chronically online that if i breathe wrong in an instagram story i’ll get a text message about it within thirty seconds

fyi if you are filling out march madness brackets at work and your coworker didn't organize a women's pool, it is your job to be annoying and ask them why that is

i went to yonkers today and now i’m scared to file my taxes

Why wouldn't you want the other books included? There are lots of scenes where Ilya interacts with them and they're honestly some of the funniest

Just used 7 years of studying Russian language to explain the difference of ya tebya lyblou vs ya lyblou tebya so yes Heated Rivalry and Staten Island Tech have some overlap/

somewhere deep in canada there’s an absolute dreamboat waiting tables in an olive garden who has no idea he’s about to become troy barrett

girls don't want boyfriends, they want amber glenn

congratulations virtue moir on being the most talked and beloved and celebrated ice dance team at the 2026 olympics almost a decade after your retirement

8 years ago today

Bad day for the nobody watches women’s sports crowd

ONCE AGAIN THE WOMEN ARE THE ONLY GOOD THING ABOUT AMERICA

take all of amber glenn’s pain and give it to the tkachuk brothers

one thing about people getting old (38M) is that they will just say anything i’m glad that is happening to my long distance friend scott moir, he’s around 5 years away from telling us that he was in love with tessa all along

brother/sister ice dancing teams should be illegal imo. no thank you!!

Saw a comment about the recent women’s hockey games that was like “Wow they’re really not fucking around!” and it just reminded me that people still view women’s sports as inherently less competitive than men’s. Also it’s The Olympics why would they be fucking around???