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Immigration makes Britain brilliant.

This is what AI was made for 🤣

‘How are you so focused under pressure?’ Me in 1995:

WHY IT’S SO MANY JALENS IN THE NBA?! 🤔 Y’ALL EVER SEEN @JalenHurts and @SpeedyMorman in the SAME ROOM? 🤨 IT’S A JALEN INVASION AND I WANT ANSWERS 😤🤬

Jim Ratcliffe watching the footy

Instagram sugeriu pra mim um post de uma página da Sérvia sobre o Jokic ser o segundo com mais triplos duplos da história da NBA e eles "traduzem" todos os nomes dos americanos e essa talvez seja a imagem mais incrível que eu já vi. LEBRON DZEJMS

Greenland, i think you can sleep tight 👍

"Who put this song on?"👀 Me in the corner:

this guy’s entire bit is trying to make food with his cow in the kitchen. absolutely tremendous content

@R4Maho @Sassupreme @AlexWilsonESM Who's trading for Slayton and that contract?

@Sassupreme @AlexWilsonESM Trade we only cover 6m dead cap

My early prediction is that the Giants are going to trade Kayvon Thibodeaux and clear that $15M, and they're gonna use that money to extend Wan'Dale Robinson. Makes too much sense, allows them to go BPA 5th overall in the draft.

Here is the "I Want It That Way" scene from Brooklyn Nine-Nine Japanese Dub. (Yes, the VAs actually sing the song)

@NYGKing129 @BigBlueFilmRoom I doubt it, Schoen has one year left on his initial 5 year contract. So it wouldn't be a huge payoff (in NFL terms). I just think Mara is incapable of admitting to his mistakes. Mara is not malicious but he is incompetent.

@BigBlueFilmRoom Is this at all a financial concern? Mara has gotten cheaper over the years and even sold a percentage recently. Nothing worse than having to make decisions based on cash flow

According to Dan Duggan, Giants ownership "prefers to keep [Joe] Schoen."

"Stupid kids believing in Santa" Me a grown ass adult who still believes in Ferrari:

@BobbySkinner_ What’s his trade value? A 4th? That plus clearing $15.5 million off the cap next year seems like a good deal for the Giants in my opinion.

Kayvon Thibodeaux was a really good run defender this year & continues to be a streaky pass rusher in year 4. 1st 4 Games: 2.5 Sacks 5 QB hits 9 pressures Last 6 Games: 0 Sacks 1 QB hit 14 Pressures He's business savvy & has top 5 name recognition so I just don't see any bargain deals happening. Top 5 overall player that Joe Schoen has drafted. Will have missed 12 of 34 games in last 2 seasons. Not much clarity going into his 5th year with 2 players who should be more prevalent at his position on the team.

@kopnobby @RubenWay_ 😂😂😂 Gerrard was not exemplary off the field. Gerrard was charged with assault because he fought a DJ that wouldn’t play his music. That is not exemplary behaviour.

@RubenWay_ Not often I agree with a Utd fan on footy, but you’ve summed it up brilliantly. There’s plenty of LFC players who played with carragher, legends likes fowler and Gerrard who are exemplary off the field, and are not jealous of the modern day Liverpool greats. Not carragher though

"Off the pitch"

Last week I hosted family for Thanksgiving. My 12-year-old nephew asked for the WiFi password. He wanted to play Roblox on his iPad. I looked at the device. Unmanaged. No antivirus. No encryption. I’m an IT Professional. I don't run an open network. So I didn’t give him the password. Instead, I spent 45 minutes provisioning a Guest VLAN. I set up a captive portal. I throttled the bandwidth down to 56kbps. Then I blocked all traffic on ports 80 and 443. He came back crying. He said it wouldn't load. My sister screamed at me to "just let him play." I told her that Zero Trust architecture doesn't care about bloodlines. We didn't have a "fun" Thanksgiving. But we had a secure perimeter. You’re welcome for the compliance.

The #Giants in the fourth quarter.

@arielhelwani He just wasn’t good enough to play in the NFL. No shame in that. But to come up with lies and excuses like this to save face is embarrassing.

“I would give the football players a little choice of words, and they didn't like it. And so we would handle business in the locker room. I would fight these guys either in the locker room or at practice, and I didn't lose. I figured if this football thing doesn't work out, or if I get sick and tired of it — which I did — maybe I should beat people up for some money. This is how it came about.” @Josh_HokitUFC explains his decision to make the move from the NFL to MMA.