Ayodeji

@Harwohyehmi1 Lols

Ka bomo wi pe O DOBO?

Emphasis yen gangan ni koko.

I was filling out a form at the bank and it asked for my current status. I looked at the question, smiled, and wrote Premier League champion. Thank you Mikel

Day 34 💔 The abducted children and teachers are still in the forest. We have a 2year old among them.

@Haliberry_mama @RidwanuLlah Olodo abi olodo

@AriyoAyodeji4 @RidwanuLlah Olodo

God abeg o

@RidwanuLlah Lolz

@IamaExcellency I have observe we overthink a lot, especially our generation. We don't even want any disrespect. Well, respect and disrespect is part of life though the person i am taking the disrespect from matters sha.

@AriyoAyodeji4 Hmm, never say never.

My friend visited me yesterday and somehow, we got to talking about her relationship. She is in a fix. Apparently, she visited her MIL to be last week and according to her, she met the woman fetching water. Naturally, she joined in and helped carry a few buckets into the house. She said everything was normal after that. They chatted, laughed and she left for home. But the second day, she was with her man when the MIL's call came in and after a while, her name entered the discussion. Now, my friend did not tell her man she visited his mum, so he was surprised and acting like she wasn't there with him, he asked his mum about her visit. Now, this was where the matter got interesting. Apparently, it was the MIL who had invited my friend over in the first place. And as the conversation ensued, she found out that this woman was fetching water herself on purpose because she wanted to observe my friend's reaction. My friend said her MIL said: "I'm glad she knows her duties as a wife because these modern girls don't like work." Now, I am less concerned about the MIL but more about her son's reaction to that. According to my friend, all her man said was "mummy, e o serious." and they laughed. My friend doesn't know what to make of it. As for me, I'm really bothered but I don't know what to say. What I do know is that my friend was tested without her knowledge and then praised for passing because she displayed what was considered "wife material." And the man who is supposedly building a future with her didn't challenge that idea. He laughed. Like many men, he may not even realize what his mum said was problematic. Or maybe he does and agrees with it. I don't know. Now I'm wondering: am I overreacting, or is this the kind of red flag people ignore until it's too late and it's best I point out these things to my friend? Mind you, he hasn't even proposed yet and there are no wedding plans in motion.

@IamaExcellency With her forever.

@IamaExcellency Marriage then he is definitely going to make his mom know he is not cool with the testing but not while your friend is there. Eyin o mu oju mo ara ni. Also these things are not issues. There is something we call "oju aye" just do these things, it is not like you will be living

@Haliberry_mama They are all pretending

@AriyoAyodeji4 I do Like people should stop saying things like that abeg

You people should stop this rubbish naw

i no suppose buy that 2 meat pie i chop last week

@mrlurvy I remember this year, our olori was in OOU then. Thank God he made it home alive.

June 16, 2005. 21years after. Ago Crisis. Fresh in our minds and memory.

It doesn’t have to make sense to anyone else if it makes you happy. None of us are getting out of here alive, so you might as well do what makes you happy.

No HR will give you this as a reason for not employing you and it truly it did happened then that says the standard of the organisation. Dupe ti e

@freshonly_ What do you mean she got back with him.....haaaaaaa

Eventually everything passed after few hours, I managed to help her take a hot shower and clean up the place. While she sleep on the bed, I couldn’t help but go through the event again, occasionally she’s groan in pain but it wasn’t as scary. The big scare was over! She got better She thanked me for being there for her and for not revealing her secrets I tear her serious warning never to try such again and she promised it would be the last time. Two months later, she got back with the guy that put got her pregnant and ghosted her. I stopped being friends with her.

My friend got pregnant for her boyfriend and man legit ghost the shit out of her when he found out. She came crying to me at the hostel and after lots of contemplating and research, she decided to abort. I wasn’t down for it because we were only 20 and I advised she told her mother about it but she begged and insisted that she could do it on her own, she said she’d be fine She begged me to just stay with her during that phase because she would need a friend. Despite being scared out of my wit, I agreed to go to her house when she’s about to take the pills. Tell me why this girl showed up at my hostel after few minutes before taking the second round of

Day 32 💔 The abducted children and teachers are still in the forest. We have a 2year old among them.

@Haliberry_mama Yes na, you don't know we do not have leaders.

@AriyoAyodeji4 Dream right 🤣

Wait, President can cancel this nonsense 😏