Geradro Ariza Burner

@NUCLRGOLF @TrackingRory Pussy!

🚨👀❌ #SITTING OUT — Rory McIlroy has elected to skip next week’s Cadillac Championship at Trump Doral, marking the 2nd consecutive $20M Signature event that the reigning Masters Champion has opted to skip. Thoughts on the move from Rory?

@Matt_Pinner I don’t know what the right choice is, but you can rest assured I’ll make the wrong one

$2 million or a date with Kim Kardashian??

@Crushers_GC @brysondech You haven’t seen my drive obviously

🚨😱BREAKING: NEW WORLD RECORD! Bryson DeChambeau now has the longest drive in golf history 👀 How far do you think this went? 🤔

@NickyPerkss It’s called steroids I’m afraid 😭

Bron ain’t moved like this in 10 years dawg 😭

@kayzywizzzy That’s easy. Unlimited boobs

You become president for a day, what are you doing first?

@anxietymsgs Pubic hair

@EthanPh @theRealKiyosaki Well, crap! Thanks for the help and advice. Congrats on unlimited power!

@ArizaBurner @theRealKiyosaki congrats, i have unlimited solar and battery without the huge fire and choking hazzard. also depending on how many gallons you have you are illegally storing gasoline

THE WORLD IS NUTS: Glad one of my cars is an EV.

@GovTimWalz Tim, this is the best bill I have seen in the history of humanity

Living in a nursing home shouldn’t mean giving up everyday freedoms. I just signed a bill allowing seniors living in nursing homes to consume alcohol - so that everyone can enjoy happy hour!

@sflorimm Probably BI

What will come after AI?

@otokyo__ The Gay Band

Give them a band name

@SportsCenter Ouchie!!!!!

Victor Wembanyama exited Game 2 of Blazers-Spurs after falling on his face.

@Matt_Pinner Machine Gun Kelly

NAME one

@jared_shult Give it a rest brother

An Aggie does not lie, cheat, or steal, nor tolerate those who do. So why are we posing with one?

@Matthew02388332 @Dustyrevolver1 @theRealKiyosaki

@ArizaBurner @Dustyrevolver1 @theRealKiyosaki haha, what are the ways dumbass

@KerryHolmekb Bet you won’t lock that in on Kalshi

This is the next president of the United States whether you like it or not.

@GOLF_com Brazzers

If you could pick ONE sponsor as a professional golfer… who you taking?

@OfficialTourPro 148 w/ two eagles

What is your lowest score ever in a round of golf?

@Dustyrevolver1 @theRealKiyosaki Yeah if you’re stupid. There are ways my friend

@ArizaBurner @theRealKiyosaki You realize if the powers out the gas pumps won’t work either

@EthanPh @theRealKiyosaki Won’t need to power a gas pump when I have 50 tanks of gas in my basement LOLOLOL

@ArizaBurner @theRealKiyosaki good luck powering those gas pumps LOLOLOL

@BrianX2023 @theRealKiyosaki What!!?!?!?!

@ArizaBurner @theRealKiyosaki You know you can’t pump gasoline without electricity.