
NUMERO UNO
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NUMERO UNO
@Arizona__PC
Laptop connoisseur.. Your go- to -guy for laptops and accessories 💻.. Gunners
Lagos, Nigeria Katılım Nisan 2020
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@oluwatobijamiu Na your fault
Cos where you go sleep for side chick house
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My girlfriend (now ex) i sometimes pass the night at her place,we met in public transport,she asked for my number,took me out and asked me out, didn't care i had a relationship already.but when ever I'm at her place sleeping, she'll ho through my phone and read my chat with my babe,then get angry, one night she couldn't take it anymore she woke me up in the middle of the night and told me something is happening outside,i woke up as the " Man " na, stepped outside to check,she just jammed the door behind me,i was on boxer and singlet,she just toss my phone through the window, I didn't even ask anything,i already know what happened,i begged for my clothes in the middle of the night, that's how i treked to my house.🤦i was living with my friends at the time,i no fit explain wetin my eyes see😂😂
Oku@oku_yungx
Most embarrassing moment of your life??
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@TheHN1C Especially those one that follow a random stranger to their house
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Even some professional in Naija don't have access to this kind of tool
Olóyè Somorin Osifeso@OloyeSomorin
I have every single tool that’s involved in building and maintaining a house and vehicle professionally. And I’m not even a professional.
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With the way he thinks, it’s normal to doubt his academic achievements.
Foundational Nupe Lawyer@egi_nupe
If you want to have the phone number of any Lagos politician or you want to meet them one-on-one within 72 hours, just criticize the government and don’t forget to use your phone to record whatever you are criticizing. E Dey work like mad!
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Na only me and you dey house like this. Be KIND to me first nau
General’s Mommy❤️@olusola__
Light dey very bad this period but our gen is always on because Yinka no want make me and my pikin experience any form of inconvenience. May life be kind to him, ALWAYS❤️
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17 pro max wi-fi only does not have a good resell value.
It's better you get an Esim only phone than WiFi only
Uncle Emeka || YANKEE GADGETS .ng@yankeeplug_
For 17 pro max WiFi only phone saved me 800,000
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@Otunbakush1 Sometimes I always wonder who gave ford bad PR..
Most dealer loves ford
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@NigIsland @ruffydfire Dem suppose lau you outside, give you better flogging
What kind of take is this
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@ruffydfire, the picture you attached actually contradicts the “unauthorised” claim. Basic verification would have saved you this outrage.
The photo clearly shows:
Open 5:00am
Close 11:30pm
Approved by Ikeja Local Government
That is not a secret takeover. It is time regulated access control.
Yes, railway bridges fall under the Nigerian Railway Corporation. If NRC was not consulted, that is an inter agency issue. Not proof of criminal installation.
The bridge is open over 18 hours daily. That is security management in a high risk corridor.
Instead of verifying, you rushed to cry online. Just to chase engagement to keep that Elon Musk money flowing. Journalism is diligence first. Outrage later.
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I write to formally report an unauthorized installation of an iron gate on a Federal Pedestrian Bridge across the railway line located at Ikeja Along, opposite Ajayi Farm Bus Stop, Lagos.
This bridge is a federal public infrastructure, meant for unrestricted pedestrian use. The installation of an iron gate by individuals or a community group has restricted public access, posed safety and emergency risks, and appears to have been carried out with approval from the Ikeja LG
authority.
I am aware that railway assets and pedestrian bridges fall under the jurisdiction of the Nigerian Railway Corporation, and as such, any structural modification or access control should only be executed with official authorization.
For your assessment, photographs showing the iron gate and its location are attached as evidence.
I respectfully request that:
1. The situation be investigated urgently.
2. Necessary action be taken to restore unrestricted public access.
3. Appropriate measures be implemented to address any genuine safety concerns through official channels.
Thank you for your attention. I look forward to your prompt response.

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