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To the person who drilled through a bathroom stall and labeled it the "Glory be to God Hole." Not funny. That's going to be expensive to fix.
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Ark Experience
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Ark Experience
@ArkExperience
Parody Twitter account of @ArkEncounter. If you can't handle snarky, stay off the Arky.
Decades in the Past Katılım Kasım 2016
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No one can talk shit about our attendance again. I mean, we're in Kentucky for God's sake.
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@ArkExperience @skepticmafia That's messed up. Let's call another worthless organization to care. @peta
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Due to budget cuts we had to downsize our zoo. The good news? Zebra burgers are now available at the Ark Cafe!
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Fun Fact: Ark Experience was built in Kentucky because sometimes Ken Ham likes to stand in front of a mirror, tuck his junk, and pretend he's Noah's wife.
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Since we don't turn a profit are we allowed to celebrate #NationalNonprofitDay?
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Reminder: This is the only type of cross-dressing allowed at Ark Experience. Please remember this next casual Friday, Steve.
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People say attendance is down and we're struggling. Really??? Look at all these cars coming in!!! #TakeThatAtheists
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To the person who drilled through a bathroom stall and labeled it the "Glory be to God Hole." Not funny. That's going to be expensive to fix.
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@Drdannyh We got 99 problems and people bringing power tools is one.
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@ArkExperience Probably not the best place to post your problems. I doubt this audience are the kind of people that visit your boat. Who the fuck take a drill with them anyway?
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@AtheistComedy1 @BlackSofaVlogs Our fake zoo boat is even faker than you think (check our profile).
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@CAPSLOCKCHRIST @g1rad They can come to our camp instead. We make delicious hot schmoes.
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@TheGoodGodAbove @GOP They could also move to Kentucky and throw us a bone (money). We're dying over here!
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Somehow this is the gays' fault.
Dr² Kenn Ham's Ark@KenHamsArk
@ArkExperience We only had 860,000 visitors in the last year, down from Ken's "estimate" of the previous years 1 million visitors. Ken did predict we would have 2.4 million visitors the first year. We haven't hit that total in 2 years.
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Sorry for the tweet hiatus. We were rolling in the stacks of money Hen Kam says we're making. However, it looked suspiciously like Monopoly money.
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Unless a certain person in accounting uses the golf cart to go get tacos. Again. Get a car, Janet! twitter.com/KenHamsArk/sta…
Dr² Kenn Ham's Ark@KenHamsArk
Another lonely Friday in our parking lot. The shuttle buses have been put away for the summer. We transport guests in a golf cart now.
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A future ghost town called the Ark Experience. twitter.com/aigkenham/stat…
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