Alan Armour (Arms)

Grab yourself some off-season garms from @USASportsMerch this weekend 🙌

@mcilroy_4 @fesshole 🤣 Man.... Das ist shite

@Arms_13 @fesshole You sent me it years ago 🤣

Since at least the 1940s… every man who has ever clean shaven off a beard, has, on at least one occasion, carefully shaved a little square Adolf tache to fulfil a lingering and morbid curiosity of what it would be like to have one. Myself included.

@mcilroy_4 @fesshole I mean.... Do you know that I did this? Because I did. 100% and I have a photo 🤣

@fesshole @Arms_13

@violetkcpickles Happy birthday sweet cheeks x

45 years and 364 days old. Seeing my 46th year in with all the cocktails 🍸

@mrssjprosser I said the same...

These USA players are doing my fucking head in. Absolute assholes.

@KipperBedwas @tnewtondunn And you won't get it 😂

@tnewtondunn Mercy!! Piss off. We want nothing from you

So… if England beat the USA and Wales beat Iran on Friday, Wales get to the knockout stage ONLY if England share the points with them. The chances of English mercy?

@mcilroy_4 Wait..... What? 🎅🏻

Question for you all with kids on here. At what age did your kids come to the realisation that Santa wasn't real and how did you deal with it? The wee man's just recently been told (not by us), and he's gutted 😔

@mcilroy_4 Hell of a shift... 👏

End of an era troops, thanks for the memories! 💪🏻👊🏻

@JB_Testimonial 😜 I'm in

@Arms_13 Already on the list!

What would you like to see from my testimonial? I have lots of ideas but I'm open to suggestions. Former players, event ideas, or anything else you can think of - let's hear it! Comment below 👇

@katie_wmm Deep heat or tiger balm. Ibuprofen (not paracetmol) eat! Drink lots of water! Sleep it off when you can. Try to sleep on the opposite side of the pain. I'm bad for them!! 😍

@bixsyboy @SLazarczuk @LeeYoung779 I saw @LeeYoung779 practicing recently at my course with @MattJRose11 #StripeyBandits

.@GolfBet breaks down their best bets and picks for this week's @BMWChamps ⬇️

@darryevans Hey mate, sorry not seen this before now. What a shame I'm always about though next time you are... Pm me and I will see the message and meet you.

@Arms_13 hi there hope your doing well, I'm coming to Cardiff for the All-star hockey this Saturday and was wondering if your were about to get this beauty signed, thanks 😁😈🏒🥅

@wearefstvl is mexico happening? Pollen in liquidation doesn't look good. We've got almost £2k to lose on tickets and accommodation...??

@carrsy2 @plewsey24 imagine they heard the one we used, the famous Big Maggie??? 🤣🤣

@SullyDevil @Birbraer23 Never have your head down in the same postcode as @Birbraer23..... Cos you know 💣

Had my booster fourth jab yesterday. Not one side effect for first three. This one? Feels like I've been hit centre ice with my head down by @Birbraer23. Who then reversed a zamboni over me.

@StreathamHockey My man.... Nice one Warms #13Crew

Coaches Player of the Year… #13 James Warman #streatham #NIhL

@Plarkin_89 @CIHAcademy @OkanaganHockey @okanaganUK @WildcatsITC @Nepeanraiders @Kemptville73s 👍 History repeating

I am very honoured and excited to announce my commitment to play hockey at McGill University. I would like to thank my teammates, coaches, billets and a special thank you to my family who have always supported me #goredbirds

@AdzAndrews12 Haha goon squad... Life in prison