Charly Armstrong 🦇

It's almost 2026 which means it's almost the year "Burn the Witch" previews 😭✨️🥂

@eel_queen_oops Happy birthday!

Hey it’s my birthday 🥳

@Rothmus And why should women fight for a country that doesn't even allow them to vote?

We’ve come a long way

fingers crossed for hull 🤞 #levellingup

@SketchesbyBoze I think about this with bees 🐝 just these little stripey guys (some are fuzzy) that fly about a nap in flowers and make honey and pollinate plants! Amazing

@AdameMedia They're two talented, hard working, and successful women. That's literally the end of the discussion.

Both Eileen Gu and Alysia Liu are designer babies. Eileen is the product of a single chinese mother with a white sperm donor Alysa is a product of a single chinese father & a white egg donor Their Chinese parents intentionally selected white sperm/eggs. Weird.

The only Winter Olympics footage you need to see today.

Elizabeth I never marrying or having kids is the least mysterious things about her yet historians are like “Was she too ugly? Infertile? A control freak? Frigid?” Not a psychiatrist but your dad beheading your mum to marry 4 more women might make you question the institution.

can't wait for Charli xcx's wuthering heights #WutheringHeights #charlixcx #TikTok vm.tiktok.com/ZNRyqDQjF/

@a_waffenfren @mattrife And your issue is? 😂

The world is so unbelievably misandrist these days, and nobody ever mentions it.

@forallcurious And she is beautiful 😍

🚨: 17-year-old discovered a planet 6.9 times larger than Earth on 'third day' of internship at NASA

@mattrife What is funny about your domestic abuse joke, anyway? I'm asking very sincerely. Can you explain it to me?

@Armstrong_CK Just calling any man wouldn’t give you the time of day in real life “misogynistic” will take you far in life. Good luck ya hate mongering, cry baby

@dawncard1ff50 @mattrife "The laughs of recognition"

@mattrife Oh, you're allowed to say whatever jokes you want, but don't be surprised when we think you're a twat because of it. Anyway, nice that you're defending whatever tf that was. Misogyny is alive and well.

@Armstrong_CK Yeah I’m the guy that successfully made a joke at a comedy show, and made a bunch of you ugly morons cry about it for years. Hope you get over it someday, you winey little brats ❤️

@eel_queen_oops You're going to LOVE this show

See you tonight Bridget Christie ❤️

@Greendale613491 Did she leave you?

📣 just look at the degree on that chick! 📣

@subtyronean @Glinner

@Armstrong_CK @Glinner Just mute me, Charley, or block me - that way you are in control of what you see or don’t see, rather than you trying to control what other people say.

This is the ultimate trolling by woke execs. They have given Jones an absurdly inappropriate role in the hope it will generate derision which they can frame as bigotry. It could almost be a page in 'Beautiful Trouble'