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@fesshole Few years ago our neighbours ordered in from our favourite takeaway delivery driver knocked on our door, opened it said we haven't ordered yet , guy said sorry its over the road and I'm just so used to coming to yours, stopped ordering from them.......

Woman in Greggs said "see you tomorrow" as I picked up my breakfast this morning. I know it was well meaning, but it was the most shameful bacon roll I've ever eaten.

@fesshole Debatable if this fess is true but waking is good exercise, I lost almost 5 stone in a year walking Went from a size 38 jeans to a 32 with a belt ..

My wife thinks I've been going gym for 2 months now losing nearly three stone, but in reality I'm obsessed with Pokémon go, and walk around for 2 hours hunting Pokémon.

@alanbourke @fesshole Think what he was referring too is the sherbet fountain , comes in a 5inch tube packet with a stick of liquorice for dipping hence we used to call it the sherbet dip.

I was called into a meeting with HR over white powder residue found on my desk by the cleaners. I was deeply embarrassed but had to come clean that at 48 years old I still enjoy a sherbet Dip Dap.

New car park set to be built on grassed area of Moss Bank Park manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-m…

Service: 471 to Rochdale Current delays are averaging 20 mins due to heavy traffic. Please take a look at our mobile app to track your bus, find important travel updates and more. JE

Even at this time of year what a lovely place Walkden Gardens is. A hidden gem indeed! walkdengardens.co.uk @WalkdenGardens #WalkdenGardens #Sale #Trafford

Evening. Last shout for the Hit The North NYE special at the Prairie Schooner Urmston. Indie anthems, Alt 80s Greats & classic tunes all the way. 7.00 till late. Free entry. Let’s make this a big one. See you down the front 👍👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇

THIS SATURDAY 3rd Dec is the last #urmston artisan market of the year Just in time to grab some goodies for yourself & Christmas gifts 🎁 for loved ones Huge variety of stalls, your favourite regulars & new artisan stalls to browse 10-4 Golden Hill car park. See you there 🎄

THIS SATURDAY it's not only #bonfirenight but it's also #Urmston Artisan Market 100+ artisans 10-4 Golden Hill car park #treacletoffee #parkincake #spookyseason #nearlychristmas

Something for everyone here at #Urmston Artisan Market TODAY

THIS SATURDAY #Urmston Artisan Market #trafford And we are back to full strength - absolutely bursting at the seams with artisan awesomeness 10-4 Golden Hill car park

You are invited to Wellacre’s Open Evening on Thursday 22nd September, from 5.30pm. You will have the chance to explore Wellacre, speak to our staff and see the opportunities on offer for your child. Book your slot here: bit.ly/3KG9T20

❤️❤️We are ready for you #urmston ❤️❤️ TODAY GOLDEN HILL CAR PARK 10-4pm sneaky peak of the delicious and creative things on offer ⭐️. Head on over and browse with a coffee ☕️ or fizz. We can’t wait to see you #manchester #trafford #whatsonmanchester #artisan #artisanmarket

New club main sponsor needed get in touch for details @StuffInSale @SaleRotaryClub @LifeInSale @OurSaleWest @AroundTrafford @promotetrafford @TraffordPagesUK

Last month we saw sellouts across the board so come early on Saturday to #Urmston Artisan Market to ensure you get the pick of the very best! Saturday 3rd September 10-4 Golden Hill car park #enjoy 🥰

The street cleansing team has been back out in Old Trafford today, clearing unsightly flytipping. The Recycling Team, with @TraffordCouncil's Environmental Improvement team, are continuing to chat with residents about recycling and tricky bulky items! trafford.gov.uk/recycling

THIS SATURDAY #Urmston Artisan Market is back and it's gonna be a good one... 10-4 Golden Hill car park #GrabABag #bringafriend #enjoy #artisan #market #makers #handmade #craft #art #livemusic #foods #drinks #streetfood #outdoors #handcrafted #communityevent

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❤️⭐️WE ARE HERE URMSTON ⭐️❤️ TODAY 10-4pm Saturday 6th August A beautiful day for a stroll around our wonderful market. The sun ☀️ is shining, the birds are singing and the smell of freshly cut grass is in the air we couldn’t ask for more a perfect summers day ahead 😍

Due to severe weather, waste collections were suspended this afternoon to protect staff. Whilst every precaution was taken, the job is labour intensive with walking in 30C+ heat. There will be some green bin disruptions tomorrow. Visit trafford.gov.uk/bin-disruptions for full details.