Gustavo Valdivia

@martinurias Brik

Rodeado de lujos y no materiales

@WPT @WynnLasVegas Go @laluckk

WPT PRIME CHAMPIONSHIP GIVEAWAY‼️ We’re sending you and your best friend to the $1,100 WPT Prime Championship $5M GTD @WynnLasVegas!🙌🏆 All you have to do to enter is: 🫂 Tag a poker friend in the comments 🔁 Retweet this post ➕ Must be following @WPT

🚨 | Campaña masiva para robar a clientes de Telcel Hay una ola masiva de smishing buscando estafar mexicanos. Los sitios, que se ocultan con enlaces acortados por Bitly, envían a dominios —recién registrados— que albergan sitios de apuestas. No hay depósitos, todo es un fraude. Al parecer los delincuentes están usando la base de usuarios de @Telcel que se vende en foros clandestinos, ya que la mayoría de quienes han recibido estos mensajes de SMS son de dicha compañía. No contesten los mensajes (con ello los delincuentes confirman que su número está activo) ni hagan clic en los enlaces, pues podrían llevar a malware. ¿Ya recibieron estos SMS? Cuéntenme de qué compañía telefónica es su número.

@LolaSantiagoR @EsDeMamador Está bien usado

@EsDeMamador Ots, cada que alguien no usa las nomenclaturas correctas me da roña

Ok

>be me >play online poker for a living >part of Team 651, so at least my suffering is sponsored >wake up at 2 PM, crusty-eyed and dehydrated >check balance, down another $2k >"just variance bro" cope intensifies >skip breakfast, straight to computer, feel the carpal tunnel already >warm-up by raging at crypto portfolio, everything red, again >chug energy drink, breakfast of champions >open PokerStars, see same reg assholes from last night >they’ve probably showered and eaten, can smell the smug through the screen >fire up 8 tables, cold cards from the start >get AA, finally some justice >4-bet shove, some maniac calls with 9-5 suited >flops two pair like Satan himself dealt it >keyboard survives by a miracle, can't say the same for mousepad >tell myself to focus, sweat drips down ass crack >remember I haven't seen the sun in three days >bankroll dwindling faster than my self-respect >decide to mix it up, late reg some tourneys >90 minutes in, pocket kings in BB, flop comes AAK >feel blood rush to parts that haven’t stirred in months >shove, insta-called by some mouth-breathing Neanderthal >shows A-10 like it’s the nuts, river is the last ace >"gg bro" in chat, alt+f4 before I commit a felony >fridge empty, only condiment is despair >Uber Eats for the 3rd time today, delivery guy knows my name now >consider eating something green, laugh at the idea, order pizza >take a break, shitpost on Twitter, remind people I'm a "pro" >dopamine hits fading faster than my hairline >tilt-register $500 hyper-turbo out of spite >6th hand, all-in, AK vs. QQ >flop is Q-Q-2 >close laptop, stare at reflection in dark screen >wonder if life coach is a viable career path >remember last relationship died faster than my AA preflop >message ex on WhatsApp, "u up?" >blocked >it’s only 4 AM, still time to chase losses >open crypto exchange, last 1k into some shitcoin named after a dog >instant -20% >punch pillow, nearly dislocate shoulder >finally go to bed, stare at ceiling, reconsider everything >maybe 9-to-5 wasn't so bad >remember I'd rather drink bleach than work for someone else >fall asleep praying to RNGesus for a heater tomorrow same shit, different day >at least I’ve got Team 651, so if I go broke, I’ll have company

@hyper_poker1 @thevenividi1993 Qué

Very happy with this win, but it feels a bittersweet as I would have preferred to do it on stream. After 6 restarts I had to throw the towel. Trying to fix my connection issues by moving over to my second computer and firing up a stream tomorrow (23.00 Amsterdam time). The hourly $100 giveaway will be done tomorrow and if I manage to mess up again I will give $500 to someone that likes, comments and retweets this tweet!

@ESTR4D4MX @KingsgarM @euridice36 @Cuatxaras @SandraCuevas_ No

@KingsgarM @euridice36 @Cuatxaras @SandraCuevas_ Puede que se descargue una app o archivo con el cual ellos hackeen tu celular o puede que sólo te saquen datos sensibles.

Hola buen día @SandraCuevas_ vengo por lo del anuncio.

@BelieveInJPA mostro

Pon tu que fue en linea. Pon tu que no todos fueron Main Events. Pon tu que aunque es de anillo, no cuente como WSOPc. Pon tu que fue en CDMX. Pero en menos de 3 años jugue al menos un WSOP, un WPT y un LAPT. Estoy viviendo el fokin sueño.

Primer torneo que juego en muchos meses y cancelado -_-

@alxrsc @Goodiablo @ChumelTorres Se llama parchís

@Goodiablo @ChumelTorres Ahhh chinga podras ilustrarme en qué consiste ese juego y si solo lo venden los reclusos

Quién fuera Fofo Márquez para no ir al trabajo hoy… puro coger y coger.

@rob_yong_ @WSOP @E_Branners @GGPoker 2481

RT & Guess the total entries in @WSOP Super Main Event $25K entry $50M GTE, needs 2,000 entries @E_Branners will give winner WSOP $10K vegas main event seat + $5K hotel flights if get number right [chop if > 1 person wins, last guess before Day1A starts ] @GGPoker KTF Rob 🇧🇸

@Joeingram1 @ClubWPTGold @laluckk

Celebrating Thanksgiving by giving away 6 Golden Passports to 3 groups of friends 🦃🦃 How to enter: -tag a favorite friend in the comments below -must be following @ClubWPTGold -reshare this post Winners announced 11/30 Original poster and tagged friend will win a Golden Passport if selected - good luck!

¿Recuerdas cuando te uniste a X? ¡Yo sí! #MiAniversarioDeX

@ChumelTorres @lopezobrador_ Ya lo hackearon

@Charlie_Carrel livetells

🌟 Exciting Announcement! 🌟 Usually people pay me thousands of dollars to learn live tells. In less than two weeks, I will be teaching them free in a webinar. Comment 'LIVETELLS' below this and I'll give you a link to the sign up page. It's first come, first serve, with a limited amount of seats.

@Joeingram1 @WSOP @GTOWizard 10953

To celebrate the start of the @WSOP Main Event, I'm giving away a @GTOwizard merch/hoodie prize pack to 1 lucky winner! To enter: - Reply with your guess on how many entries there will be in the Main Event this year. - Follow @GTOWizard The winner will be the first to guess closest to the actual number of entries. Good luck!

@Joeingram1 @WPT Dale @galrok

🛳️ Giving away 1 $4,000 Cabin Pass to the @WPT Voyage sailing in two weeks... 🚢 Tag a friend and tell me why you think they should win a trip, I’ll choose one person and they will be headed to Miami... The pass is good for TWO people! Repost this + reply below to win 📷 🔥 I'll choose the winner on Tuesday March 19th...

@AlexScott72o @WPT @wpt_global Send me on the Voyage

🚨 Giveaway time! Here's your chance to win a cabin pass for two people worth $4,000 on the @WPT Voyage! 🛳️ To enter: 1.⁠ ⁠Follow me (@AlexScott72o) and @wpt_global 2.⁠ ⁠Repost this 3.⁠ ⁠Comment “Send me on the Voyage" One winner will be announced on February 29th. Best of luck to all! --Read the T&Cs in Next Post--

@wpt_global @WPT WPT VOYAGE

$12,400 @WPT VOYAGE PACKAGE GIVEAWAY ⛴️ This Valentine's Day, we are spreading the love by sending you to the ultimate poker party with $1.5 MILLION in guarantees and tons of fun activities! 🥳 To enter: 1. Repost 2. Follow @WPT and @wpt_global 3. Comment "WPT VOYAGE" Winner to be drawn on February 24th. Enter now!