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Just so you know. These are the real stats Gyokeres £64m Eze £60m Total £124m Source: goal.com/en/lists/compl… Donnarumma £26m Cherki £34m Guehi £20m Semenyo £62.5m Ait Nouri £31m Total £173.5m Source goal.com/en/lists/compl…

@spectrumarvel Agatha Sing Along

Remove one of these shows forever

@ArtetaEra White and Martinelli

Who is the most obvious exit this summer? 🤔

@fandompulse If this flops then Gunn needs to step back before he fucks up Batman.

Longtime Batman writer and creator of Bane Chuck Dixon on Supergirl's tagline "Truth. Justice. Whatever.": "It's stupid. You’re idea of making us connect to this character is that she’s a nihilist?" Is he right?

@makininazo EVERYONE!!!

Who should stand up for Declan Rice to sit ?

RIP Chuck Norris - go kick some ass in the afterlife 🕊️

@Carra23 This fucking idiot needs to be blocked. A fucking has been. A failure at Liverpool and in life.

It’s not bizarre at all, you say ‘rooting’ for City which I totally understand they don’t provoke the same feelings as others, but people aren’t rooting for City, they WANT them to beat Arsenal! That’s the difference. The column looks at why. Thanks for bringing more traffic👍

@agberofc_ Availability's final boss.

Nobody beats an only Reece team. Bring your best duplicate 11

@Ramsgoat3 Calma bro! No time for agendas. Let's support the team. The old guys can still step up and win us trophies.

I’ve noticed that it’s the new signings that are performing in the run in. Players like Eze, Hincapie, Gyokeres etc. The ones who have been here for seasons and let us down multiple times… the captain, trossard, “starboy”, jesus, martinelli are the ones playing against us.

@HassCFC So much overhyped players here. Dias, VDV, Maguire. Any of them.

Very easy but tricky: Delete the overrated CB?

@ChelseaFC Damn! Now you're World Champions of Appearances too. Well done guys!

💯 CFC appearances. 👏

Arsenal has more wins than the number of games Manchester United has played this season.

@RodinSimi Well luckily we know Chelsea. They will sign a Brazilian nobody knows.

I know some of you won’t agree but Chelsea should sign either Sandro Tonali or Guimarães. PL experience & leadership is important & these two ticks all the boxes. One of them would elevate our midfield. Ezri Konsa, Morgan Rogers & Julián Álvarez would also be good additions.

@RodinSimi As always, a deluded Chelsea fan with no personality. Calm the fuck down and work on your team reaching UCL football.

Arsenal fans have become very arrogant and entitled on this app. Imagine what will happen if they win the PL or UCL, let alone both this season. No one will be able to breathe in peace. That’s why Man City should let them win the Carabao Cup but stop them winning the PL title.

@Nsukka_okpa Nope. Has to be someone else.

Only Zack Snyder can save the DC universe.

Nah that's that lion from Madagascar

Don't let rivals forget Eze's banger. Repost to just annoy them.

@Brer247i @jondelarroz Lol, "Retardistan"

@ArsenalVIV @jondelarroz Lol, “namibia”.

The ULTIMATE showdown: Which one makes you less likely to go see a Marvel movie in the theaters?

@punishednuz So sick and tired of these dumb cunts making assumptions without context. Shut the fuck up bro. Go watch Teletubbies or some shit.

so distracted by how ugly this shot is that i didn't even notice this motherfucker took his mask off AGAIN

@OocTobeyM FFS Why does everyone have a problem with the nitty-gritty new stuff they want to try?

I always thought Spider-Man’s mask was skin-tight…

@CarefreeLewisG *Champions of Pre-Season Competitions

Most braindead joke in history. It's literally in the name MORON.