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@RealTomPetrini Part of it is being spoiled as we've only lost one Finals before yesterday.

Spurs fans, this is a safe space. Let's taco bout it. -A magical run ends in catastrophe -What will we remember from this season? -Where do we go from here? youtube.com/watch?v=wNcV7n…

@chloidc #1 confession in therapy

The regret of not having children is a more responsible outcome than the regret of having children.

@aergloique Whatta pickme

9/10 times women like this are painfully delusional middle aged women are usually concerned about real, substantial issues and do not care that a stranger is wearing a dress I rlly don’t get the point of inventing intrasexual competition for twitter likes it’s so lazy

@uplatedrinkin @Emarged @TK_the_Pirate Klay isn't just a person-- he is a brand and optics are everything in business. He saw her as more than annoyance, but a liability.

@Emarged @TK_the_Pirate Meg is fine as hell and I would not give AF about her doing what literally every Houston chick does.

This was the moment he knew.

@katsuxbt Get a vasectomy asap and avoid the money pit Iman Shumpert calls "court case kids"

Charles Barkley says putting family on the payroll is the fastest way to go broke "I tell these young kids, if you want to do something nice for your mom and dad, or a brother or sister, that's fine but they don't have to be on the payroll. You don't owe them that. That was their job to take care of you" "Grant Hill's mom gave me the best advice ever. Don't start taking care of your family and friends, they're never going to stop and it's going to ruin all your relationships" "When you start giving people money, they're never going to ask you just one time. No matter what you do for them, the first time you tell them no, they hate you"

@its_Lynx1 Dogs

without saying drugs... what is the cure for depression?

@chefsevenn Chives and creme fraiche

Ketchup isn’t an option, what are you putting on these eggs?

@omgsidewalks I used to purposely complain at banks about not having stools.

It’s really disturbing that “NO SITTING, SITTING LOOKS BAD TO THE CUSTOMER” in retail and hospitality jobs is just accepted. I'm a human not a robot fgs, my body aches because it's not supposed to stand up for 9+ hours a day lmao

@Ayo__musco Dear Brad's PR: we see you

According to reports, Brad Pitt is preparing to part ways with his girlfriend, Ines de Ramon, after an alleged incident at their home in Los Angeles. Sources claim that the businesswoman brought another man into the house while Brad was away. It is alleged that a member of the security staff informed Brad that his girlfriend had been cheating on him and had brought another man into their home. Reports further claim that Brad searched their bedroom and allegedly found a pair of men’s boxer shorts that did not belong to him. Insiders say the incident unfolded inside the home, leaving the actor devastated.

The 3 hour disappear Once a week, completely vanish for 3 hours. No phone. No wifi. No people. Go sit somewhere alone. Walk. Think. Exist without performing for anyone. Most people have never spent 3 hours truly alone. This is where you start to hear yourself again.🌿

@lowcortisol He can like...choose to just break up?

He didn’t make $300M and win 4 championships to come back home to a loud black woman yelling in his ear

@nickimoraa Ego can mean someone needs to play the role of a savior.

My boyfriend been working DOUBLE shifts for the past month talking about how he was gonna “take care of me” and help pay off my credit card debt. Mind you, I never asked him for a dime. I was making my payments just fine. Tell me why this man accidentally saw my credit score and almost fainted. This grown man looked at me and said, “You mean to tell me you’ve had an 800+ credit score this whole time and didn’t tell me? I could’ve put the car in your name!” Sir. WHY would I tell you that? That’s not a community credit score. That’s MY score. I spent years ….

@Vickcantmiss Humiliation ritual

Florida woman paid her husband’s $24,000 child support balance to his other baby mother so he would be able to travel and start fresh

@FearedBuck Most men are with women they don't like.

According to the Daily Mail, Klay Thompson allegedly complained about Megan Thee Stallion being too ghetto and too loud, reportedly saying, “I’m tired of this ghettoness.” Sources claim he spoke negatively about her behind her back and privately criticized the way she acts and speaks.

@Owennfa Rent is more expensive than a mortgage

BOOMER: “Just buy a house instead of renting.” ME: “Average house is $420,000.” BOOMER: “Get a mortgage then.” ME: “Rates are at 7%. That’s $2,800 a month.” BOOMER: “Cut back on expenses.” ME: “I don’t eat out. I don’t travel. I drive a 2015 Civic.” BOOMER: “Maybe get a second job.” Funny how every solution means working more for a system that keeps making the finish line further away. But nobody ever tells the banks to lower the rates.

@daniifaee Brain rot from social media is real. This is how so many car accidents are happening now.

I can't wrap my head around the fact that not one person noticed her rope wasn't attached.... it's sitting right there on the ground.

@Her_Nonymous_D She also assumed that it has anything to do with her son. There are myriad reasons she could have, but should never have to explain.

A few weeks ago, I was talking with one of my coworkers after our shift ended. We were just making small talk when she started telling me about her teenage son. She said he’d been interested in a girl from school for a while and finally worked up the courage to ask her to go to a school event with him. The girl politely declined. I felt bad for him. Rejection is tough, especially when you’re young. But then my coworker told me she’d been trying to track down the girl’s father because she wanted to have a conversation with him. That made me stop and ask what she meant. She explained that she wanted the girl’s parents to talk to their daughter and convince her to give her son a chance. According to her, the girl might change her mind if her parents explained what a good kid he was. I just stared at her for a second. Then I asked, “So instead of helping your son accept her answer, you’re hoping her parents will persuade her to go out with him?” The mood changed immediately. She started talking about how kids don’t always…….

@hell_line0 It can be perceived as blame, but the minute I walk out of the safety of my home, it's my responsibility to keep myself safe. One of the reasons I only drink at home

I love this: a situation where a girl was admitted to the hospital with opioid poisoning after some guys spiked her cocktail. Doctor: “Girls, don’t drink cocktails with strangers!” How about: “Men, don’t put drugs in women’s drinks?” 🤡

@Hania16836 Brunhilda

What’s an old-fashioned grandma name I could give my girl?😊

@annhybri Mistranslation: atoday.org/ephesians-522-…

If women are to submit to their husband, who are men supposed to submit to?