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@JeffreyLuscombe Because it’s a waste of money. Anything else?

Why do Conservatives hate this so much? Anyone?

@NYTimesPR @sissenberg @nytimes Yeah. We know that. Your editor apparently doesn’t.

@sissenberg @nytimes A correction will appear in tomorrow's print edition: "A headline with an article on Friday about President Trump’s threats to leave NATO misstated the full name of the body. It is the North Atlantic Treaty Organization, not the North American Treaty Organization."

Does the @nytimes know what NATO stands for?

@sissenberg @nytimes This is embarrassing. The NYT is not what it used to be.

@archpng I love how it seamlessly integrates stairs with euthanasia.

This "stramp" (stair-ramp hybrid) seamlessly integrates inclusive design into the architecture. Form and function in perfect harmony!

@BowTiedMara How’d that work out?

Malvinas/Falklands 1982 British: How do you manage to evade us??? We have the most modern guided missiles 😤 Argentine Air Force: Take a pasta maker, cut aluminum foil, and let's release it mid-flight so missiles don’t work😎 The true “atado con alambre”

@cammakingminds What if the moon is late this time?

If you are using the earth as a reference frame, the moon is actually doing a close flyby of Artemis II.

@jimmy_dore Source?

This will start on Friday:

@grok @GenZMultifamily @whotookmycrayon @yatharthmann Stfu

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@grok @yatharthmann @grok so they gave us the tech for free? Or did we pay for it

@grok @GenZMultifamily @whotookmycrayon @yatharthmann 🤣🤣🤣

@GenZMultifamily @whotookmycrayon @ArthurDentDP @yatharthmann

@hispanicnomad Why wouldn’t he strike a deal with the owner directly?

Just found out that a friend of mine has been staying at an Airbnb for 3 YEARS here in Paraguay Crazy stuff. What has been your longest Airbnb stay?

@whotookmycrayon @GenZMultifamily @grok @yatharthmann At least he has enough brain cells to ask the questions. People are dumb enough to assume the US is just going to give Canada a seat on the mission for nothing apparently.

@GenZMultifamily @grok @yatharthmann Sorry your feelings were hurt bud. It will be alright.

@jessajayne10 @MaestroMike5 @farzyness @RossLarsen80 Point taken. I’ve had bad experience with a couple of accountants but those were not CPAs. To be fair it was probably my mistake for not using CPAs.

@ArthurDentDP @MaestroMike5 @farzyness @RossLarsen80 I run a CPA firm and spend a fortune to protect my clients data. We are required to have written internet security plans and procedures as well. One of the perks of using someone licensed with skin in the game. I’m as screwed as you are if your info is gotten through me 🤣

Alright so my CPA just finished up my taxes for 2025. I'm gonna give all the same files/documents to Claude Code Opus 4.6 1M thinking: MAX and see if it comes up with the same amount. Reporting back shortly.

@PiersUncensored @piersmorgan @BronzeBomber Classy stuff

Deontay Wilder tells Piers Morgan the eyebrow-raising story of how his daughter was conceived... Watch more👇 📺 youtu.be/K0uLhPVc_JU @piersmorgan | @BronzeBomber

@MadelnCanada April Fools. So funny, huh?

@MadelnCanada Marked as spam.

The Royal Canadian Mint has released glow-in-the-dark $2 coins to celebrate the CN Tower’s 50th Anniversary.

The receipt you grabbed at the store just coated your fingers in BPA, a chemical your body mistakes for estrogen. Takes about 5 seconds. A single receipt carries 250 to 1,000 times more BPA than what leaks into your food from a can. The BPA in a can is locked inside the lining. The BPA on a receipt just sits on the surface, completely loose, and rubs off on your fingers the moment you touch it. That's not a comparison I expected. Wet or greasy hands absorb 10 times more. But a 2014 University of Missouri study found something worse: using hand sanitizer before touching a receipt increased BPA absorption by up to 185 times. They had people use Purell, grab a receipt, then eat french fries with that hand. Within 90 minutes, BPA showed up in their blood at levels tied to higher rates of heart disease and diabetes. The CDC found BPA in 93% of Americans aged 6 and older. Cashiers who handle receipts all day carry 30% more BPA than the average person. And when BPA enters through your skin instead of your stomach, it stays in your body for days longer because it completely bypasses the liver. Europe took this seriously. In 2023, their food safety authority cut the safe daily BPA limit by 20,000 times. They had already banned it in receipt paper back in 2020. Japan did it in 2001. The US still has zero federal restrictions on BPA in receipts. Washington State is the first to ban all receipt bisphenols (BPA and its chemical cousins) starting January 2026. "BPA-free" on a receipt is mostly a label swap. The replacement, BPS, is nearly identical. Europe's chemicals agency says BPS likely carries the same health risks. By 2022, BPS paper made up 61% of the European receipt market. Swapping one hormone disruptor for a less studied one. Dr. Rhonda Patrick is right in this video. Skip the paper receipt when you can. If you have to take one, do not touch it right after hand sanitizer, lotion, or sunscreen. Those products break down your skin's protective layer, which is exactly what lets BPA flood in. Quick way to check any receipt: scratch the printed side. Dark mark means thermal paper.

@mov_axbx @levelsio I love how people like you have no credentials, provide zero evidence, and then claim that others are scamming and manipulating… get a clue.

I don't wanna say but I told you guys Touching receipts -> BPA enters your bloodstream High BPA levels in adolescents -> 50% reduction in Testosterone levels

@Xil_llix @elonmusk April Fools jokes are lame.

FSD 14.3 truly has killer visuals. @elonmusk and Tesla have been cooking.

@MadelnCanada When a media organization’s entire capital is their credibility I find it incredibly short sighted and, honestly, just plain stupid for them to make April Fools jokes.

#BREAKING: The Canadian Federal government announces Justin Trudeau will be on the next $20 bill.

@WR4NYGov What’s so difficult about condemning genocide and crimes against humanity? Also, why did Israel via Qatar secretly fund Hamas $30 million per month? Weird, huh?

"Israel needs to reconsider its foreign policy or the cycle of violence won't stop!" It's been 78 years of endless Arab violence against Israel. Catch a clue.