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@SOMPatriots #SomersetPatriots

@tombogert Watching the master at work

i am at a wedding and would like to stop tweeting now

LAFC are close to agreeing on a deal to sign free agent Gareth Bale, reports @tombogert

@tombogert What couple gets married on the same day as the MLS Cup? Some nerve smh

i missed mls cup 2021 because of a wedding (it was obviously worth it, i love you @ArthurTIII) ... ... mls cup 2022? just got the save the date for another wedding. same day as mls cup again. i'm cursed. positively cursed.

@tombogert A haircut

Fun week. Logging back on. What did I miss?

Me and Melo are off on vacation, deleting this app for a week ✌🏻✌🏻

When the technician forgot to lower the voltage on the buzzer.

Some assembly required. Buzzers not included.

Holy crap. Cody Bellinger's comments on the Astros cheating scandal are 🔥🔥. Can't ever remember a player coming out this strong, and crushing the league and an opposing team like this. Kudos to him

Spoke with @ninja on Wednesday who admitted he hasn't taken @ochocinco up on his FIFA challenge "I mean, Ochocinco challenged me like a year ago and I never took him up on that. Who knows, actually, give me like a week in that game bro and I’d be good.” mlssoccer.com/post/2020/02/0…

Should’ve won the revolutionary war bro lmao

just to clarify, how will this be delivered?

7 minute PR for @ArthurTIII (2:38:49), @AsianSynsation and Blake both dip under 2:50:00 (2:49:53 & 2:44:45) and Sawyer clobbers his half debut in 1:51:14! We are so proud of these guys!!!! #KFRC #MyLegs #KelliRanAwesomeToo #ItsABrotherhood

HISTORY!

you hate ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ to see it

3 cameras of #iPhone11 explained...

Every time i think about it, Tears start to flow 😭😭😭. No one understands you like i do. Our bond is one of a kind. I’ve decided to dedicate my season to my BEST FRIEND. I Love You 12. #Luck2Hilton

The dog is supposed to run up in front of her and sit