Artus Magnus

@ThatEricAlper Jethro Tull, House of Blues Chicago

What is the concert you didn't go to, for whatever reason, that you have regretted ever since? The one that still stings when you think about it?

@lucyshow11 True

What’s up doc!!! 🤪

@Tekeee @TicTocTick Does it come with the pizza on the roof?

Just bought my first house! 😍 Thanks to Crypto 🙏

@lippyent Giant tortoise. No, wait... tardigrade

Hmm 😒 🤔?¿

@FunMovieTVFan Underrated

What else belongs on this monument of Brad Pitt roles?

@20th_Centurygal Rainmakers opening for Doobie Brothers

Who's the most surprising opening act you’ve seen blow the headliner away?

@AA_Gabriel1111 ACC? Do they play Notre Dame?

Once you see it you can’t unsee it. Embarrassing.

Aujourd'hui pour la première fois de ma carrière, j ai été attaquée par une bête féroce qui a visé direct la jugulaire et ne voulait pas lâcher malgré plusieurs minutes de lutte acharnée Je ne sais pas encore si je vais me remettre d un tel traumatisme 😥

@MikeBales She comes out of the sun, in a silk dress running like a watercolor in the rain

Hello darkness, my old friend…

@kat_maryb I reject the premise.

What do you do with leftover bacon?

@diol2n Uhm... if he's Navy, he's either a sailor or a Marine... not a soldier

رجل حاول ضرب جندي من البحرية، الذي تمكن من تفادي الضربة، ورد عليه برد لن ينساه الرجل طوال حياته

@McCrushi That's where the hot tub is, not the engine.

Wetten dass... 95% nicht wissen, wo hier der Fehler ist!? 👀

@emilianoanayar Wooden board. Hot soapy water *followed by lemon/salt scrub*

que no hay que usar tablas de cortar de madera que porque la superficie es porosa y quedan residuos, que no tablas de plástico que porque las partículas, que no tablas de vidrio porque le quitan filo a los cuchillos QUÉ HAGO!??!!? QUÉ CHINGADA MADRES HAGO???!!!!!?

@conquertheno Black Ramen

White Cake about to roll up on you. What's your gangster name?

@angdicarlo That's kinda like what Kelly said about Rees... "he checks us into the right plays"

CJ Carr often gives Marcus Freeman a lot to rave about. That was the case again Saturday after Notre Dame’s Jersey Scrimmage. “The ability to put our offense in position to have success because of what the defense is presenting is probably one of his greatest traits.”

@gaumishang @Bellagiotime With 275 hp, 375 torque and fwd, all you needed was studded tires to be unstoppable in winter

@ArtusMagnus @Bellagiotime Chick took one look at it and said what the f is that? See ya! Great little car lasted a lot longer than her. Started driving a formula 400 Firebird after that. 😆 had a freaking 73 Toro around then you could roll around on the front floor like your living room.

The worst Cadillac ever made, and it’s not even close.

@Bellagiotime Which wore it better? (Or is that "worse" )

The worst Lincoln ever made? It did hold the distinction of the first car with clear coat paint.

@TJamesND @tbhorka Now *everybody* showing those 1 hand grabs

Leonard Moore: CB1 More clips from today's practice: youtube.com/watch?v=dk7dTo…

@jacksoble56 Between the lines: D was good on 1st & 2nd reads...needs work after That right?

CJ Carr demonstrated A+ quarterbacking during Notre Dame's scrimmage today. Worked the whole field. Often found his third or fourth reads for productive gains. Made plays with pressure in his face. Accurate to all levels of the field. I've only been around for a few years, but I've never seen a Notre Dame quarterback command an offense in practice like Carr did today.

@gaumishang @Bellagiotime I drove a 2nd hand Citation w the 2.8 V6 for years. Had 100k on it when I bot it. Over next 100k, had to rebuild the tranny, 4 sets of tires, drove it til the suspension & motor mounts disintegrated. Sold it to a neighbor for $150.

@ArtusMagnus @Bellagiotime Nowadays driving F-150 Corvette and Lincoln Town Car fortunately those days are gone.