Muriel Gray

@Kristinartz A woman.

What do you call a woman who lives alone, without a husband or partner?

Another bucket list tick. Putting sun cream on Tommy the rescue pig’s ears. 💚

Albert is having a grand day out in the sunshine. 💖

Oh my. Bit of an Irish style sunset over Oysterhaven county Cork tonight. 💚💚💚💚💚💚💚

@WilloWispish You come for Sarah you come for us all ‘Bill’ She’s the best of us.

I challenge anyone to find a more entitled tweet than this 🤣🤣🤣👇🏻

@theiaincameron Oh I LOVE this 💖

Someone in Somerset nailed two old boots to a tree and a pair of tits have started using them as a nest. Photos by Somerset Levels Friends facebook.com/share/p/1DmTrX…

@kmckenna63 @heraldscotland Congratulations Kevin 👏🌟

Very humbled to be named Columnist of the Year in the Scottish Press Awards for @heraldscotland.

@macmisanthrope It’s not cracked. It’s the reflection of my wee charger thing

Ooh! Lovely! Check out all the smashing Glasgow street art beginning to transform That Weird Bit Under The M8. 👏

@Macheath46 😕

@ArtyBagger Agree. But have you seen what’s happened to the new community mural in Royston? The artist worked on it with local children and it’s been completed defaced. Full story on STV News page.

@jamesst50264523 I still love it.

@ArtyBagger Glasgow is a shit hole

@tombennett71 Hahaha

A fortune awaits the hero who invents a way for TP to be dispensed without feeling like you’re removing the detonator from a bomb.

You get two goes at this. Get it wrong and you’re on your own.

As politicians are sworn in I gift you my regular horticulture reminder. Rose on the left is the wild white rose celebrated in Hugh MacDiarmid’s poem. On the right, the English tea rose. You’re welcome.

The idea that great art might improve your wellbeing shouldn't be a surprise to any of us, of course, but it's still brilliant to see this research from @ucl being covered today: theguardian.com/science/2026/m…

Hahaha. #saturdaynightliv UK. Sunburnt Lawyers!! It gets better every week.

@GussieGrips 👏

Whatever the election brings it cannot ruin my mood. THIRD BUS TRIP IN A ROW! A hatrick! There is joy in the world. Get in!

@MichaelRosenYes @Sclemm Happy belated birthday ex Pointless buddy. Hooray for being 80. Xxxx

@Sclemm I'm having a great day. It's my birthday, I voted, I had my Covid jab, a new book I've co-authored has come out today and a radio show I presented went out on air today too. Lovely time with my family. All good.

I went to vote just now. I remembered that there was one party that was in favour of concentration camps at home and mass killing abroad, so I voted for them.

Over half of tickets already sold! 🎉

All day tomorrow on @BBCRadio3, we celebrate Sir David Attenborough’s centenary. Many special programmes are already available in this @BBCSounds collection, including Sir David’s brilliant Sunday Feature about being a music collector: bbc.co.uk/sounds/collect…