keek

@semiconstructiv I did and it was a hit 😎

me later tonight

@ElJefeGoldblum I actually try my best to assess the vibe and pick a crowd pleaser but sometimes my vibe detection is way off 😆

@AryaSpeedwagon My goal every karaoke night

@alex_kriefall Wow look at him go

Cute lil fella spotted out in Mass. Porcs deserve more love…

Staring at critters staring at critters

@AryaSpeedwagon I'd call that delightful

and if I enjoyed some post kickball horchata?

@Bodie9210472856 You wish that was you huh

I want to be a dog laying in the sun

@Paper_Heart_Jen I'll give guests a tour of all my DK memorabilia instead 🤓

@AryaSpeedwagon Just use a fish tank Screensaver for your tv. 😆 or put on the donkey kong water scene with the music for ambience. 😂

Thinking of becoming a fish tank guy. Don't I seem like someone who would give you a fish tank tour on your first visit to my house? I think that should be me.

@Paper_Heart_Jen That's what's keeping me from getting one tbh 😆

@AryaSpeedwagon I had fish tanks my whole childhood/teen years and they are so much work, lmao

Who up listening to the calming sounds of the red junglefowl

@AgingRanchHand Yes!

Does anyone want to see what I looked and dressed like 20 years ago lmao

how it feels to cut the sleeves off a shirt

Going paintballing for the first time next week, can't wait to show you all my perfectly round bruises

happy first day of spring 🌸 I hope you go out and eat blossoms in a meadow today

One time three squirrels fell dead from the trees in my yard within hours of each other and I called 311 in case there was a squirrel CDC that would be interested in monitoring the squirrel pandemic and they did come to throw them away but were also like

Literally

@chasedbywasps You can be the Bobby of the group

if I was in tony soprano's crew I would feel guilty about all the murder lowkey