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stalking myself to make sure I’m still cool

salman khan uses instagram like it was supposed to be used

Much to do, much to learn, much to be.

the best investment is yourself.

i like using twitter because none of my friends use it

first lunatic in my bloodline to be self aware

Matthew McConaughey in kindergarten trying to spell his own name

It’s crazy to think that Dembele has really taken Mbappe’s dream career

the person who named alphonso was clearly on a completely different assignment than the person who named langda

gas prices so ridiculous I done signed up for the reward points at Shell

First lunatic in my bloodline to be self aware.

warm regards? in this weather?

first in my bloodline to ignore whatever the bloodline believes in

Prime Minister Narendra Modi will undress the Nation at 8:30 PM tonight

twin don’t forget to add “baaki teri marzi” to your advice in case saamne wale ke laude lag jayein

tryna be a better person but i still got a few evil tasks to do

going to office is a high cortisol activity

cigarette after sex is overrated, chicken biryani with diet coke after sex is the real goat

please hesitate to reach out to me

my prime ends at my funeral