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Fr, get the dick back up and running again,quick
Dura 🎀@ms0nigghaz
Niggas that cums and stop fucking right after piss me off real bad.
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When you cheat you not supposed to be sucking dick anyways
ηιүα ♛@niy2pretty
Cheating ain't for me I'm not sucking 2 dcks n 4 balls
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customers are obsessed with telling you this kind of thing like you give a fuck. why is that
kim@KimmyMonte
a few years ago a cashier at TJ Maxx asked me if i needed to pick up any gifts for mother’s day bc they just got a bunch in so i said “no thanks, she’s dead” and she just stared at me for 30 seconds then asked if i wanted to save 10% by opening up a TJ Maxx rewards card
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platonic sex..so casual sex? lol
♱ katana ♱@aspenkatana
Ain’t no platonic sex, nigga I will kill you
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old dick don't work without a pill, I feel her.. yn gonna go roundsss
H@ykbprst
Amber Rose, on her type in bed: “I’m 42, but I don’t fuck old heads. I only fuck guys who are 21 to 25 the ones who can keep up and fuck me five times a week. I left Wiz when he was 26, cos he just wasn’t meeting that expectation anymore”
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@102THEM00N @fanajacobs old dick cant stay up more than one round without a pill 🥴
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it’s actually so smart. please don’t make a nigga that hates you your baby daddy
Kentrell@AkadeBemsen
Aborting a baby because a nigga doesn't want YOU is weird
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