Ashley Joseph

If Garnacho leaves this summer, it’s good to learn from an instant mistake but why should the person advocating to sign him still be in a job? That’s accountability.

"Serves you right for fucking Balogun that!" #USABEL #FIFAWorldCup2026 @FIFAWorldCup

We're living in a simulation. Could genuinely not make this shit up.

Olise is an absolute joke. France so clear.

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Yes, enzo is a snake for leaving us mid season and he clearly had his heart set on city, but these sporting directors are absolutely shameless. Their awful recruitment is 90% of the reason last season was such a shambles and I’m sure that helped Enzo’s decision.

“A man who has not hit his Claude limit by noon has wasted his morning.” -Socrates

2007/08 Derby County 2005/06 Sunderland 2023/24 Sheffield United 2018/19 Huddersfield Town 2002/03 Sunderland 2009/10 Portsmouth 1999/00 Watford 1993/94 Swindon Town 2019/20 Norwich City 2020/21 Sheffield United 2004/05 Southampton 2021/22 Norwich City

We see things you'll never see.

Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆 Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐️

PSGGGGGGGG

Gabriel misses his penalty ❌ PSG WIN THE UEFA CHAMPIONS LEAGUE!!! 🏆 📺 TNT Sports & HBO Max

Dear football, Today, I want to share with you that this season will be my last as a professional footballer. After so many years living my dream, I feel it’s time to start a new chapter in my life. Being honest, even though I have been preparing myself for this moment, I found it hard to write this letter. After 20 seasons , many people have played an important role in my career. When I first kicked a ball as a child in Pamplona with my schoolmates, I never imagined the amazing journey ahead. I’m grateful for every moment: the wins, the tough losses, the challenges, and most of all, the people I’ve met and the friendships I’ve made along the way. To my teammates, coaches, and every staff member at all the clubs I’ve been lucky to be part of, thank you for helping me grow as a person and a player every day. Wearing the shirts of CA Osasuna, Olympique Marseille, Chelsea FC, Atlético de Madrid, Sevilla FC, and representing my country at the biggest stages has been a true privilege. Every moment has meant so much to me…

What the fuck is Tuchel doing 😂😂😭

Jesse Lingard, It MIGHT be you..

Adam Lallana finding out he's made the England squad for the World Cup:

Still gives me goosebumps 14 years later 🥹💙

Joao Pedro is our 25/26 Player of the Season. 🇧🇷💙

Chelsea Football Club is delighted to announce the appointment of Xabi Alonso as Manager of the Men’s Team. The Spaniard will begin his role on July 1, 2026, having agreed a four-year contract at Stamford Bridge. Welcome to Chelsea, Xabi!