Dodo King

@AsakyGRN I don't know who is at fault, that's by the way, I thought all these 'chinfus' knew Kung Fu, I don't see them fight or argue on the street and someone goes snake in the eagle's shadow on his opponent's ass

Shocking moment in China as a woman blocked traffic while parking, a$$ault3d an elderly security guard during an argument, and the security guard slapped her back before she walked away in shame.

IM RAPPING AGAIN!

@vanguardngrnews "Relax, Tinubu is fixing Nigeria"

Breaking: Tinubu seeks Senate approval for fresh $516m loan vanguardngr.com/2026/04/breaki…

@Julius_S_Malema Blood thirsty animals, they would meet their waterloo in no short time, stupid monkey niggas

@ChuksEricE This government prefers taking pictures to actually putting in work

Inspector-General of Police, Olatunji Disu at the Squadron Commanders’ Training Programme at PMF Training College, Ende-Hills, Nasarawa State👀

@AniebietChrist3 @qar33m You or the girl dn marry different people now?

I was 31. Business was good. She was 24, working in a salon. Met her when I went to barb. Smart girl, but struggling. She told me she dropped out of school because her dad died and her mum couldn’t pay for her and her two younger brothers.I liked her. Not just her face. Her hunger. She wanted more. First I paid her school fees. She went back to school — part time program. ₦280k per semester. I covered 4 semesters. Bought her laptop, paid for data. She called me “my destiny helper.” Then her brothers. One wanted to learn tailoring, the other wanted to write WAEC again. I paid. ₦60k for the machine, ₦45k for the exam runs and lesson. Their mum fell sick once. Hospital bill was ₦190k. I cleared it. No complaint. For her, it was the best life I could give. New apartment — I paid 2 years rent. Monthly allowance: ₦100k. Hair, clothes, iPhone 13. I took her to Ghana for her birthday. Introduced her to my sisters. Told my mum “this is who I want to marry.”I wasn’t doing it for thanks. I thought we were building. I believed if you pour into a woman, she’ll protect your name.Year 3, I traveled for business. 6 weeks in Turkey. We talked every day. Video calls. “I miss you,” “come back soon,” “I’m praying for you.”I came back unannounced. Wanted to surprise her. Got to the apartment 9pm. Her key was in the door. I heard a man’s voice inside. Laughing. I opened it. She was there. Wrapper tied to her chest. With her “course mate.” The same guy she said was “just a friend from school fellowship.” On my bed. My bedsheets. The one I bought from Dubai.She screamed. He ran out wearing only shorts. Didn’t even look at me. She didn’t beg. She just said: “You were gone. I was lonely. You don’t own me because you pay my fees.” That line broke me more than the cheating. I walked out. Left everything. The apartment, the TV, the fridge I bought. Never went back. Blocked her. Told her brothers to forget my number. Their mum called me crying. I didn’t pick up.I checked my account that night. In 3 years I’d spent ₦6.7M on her and her family. Not as investment. As love.

@OnlyBangersEth If you cannot run in a marathon, stay at home, nothing wholesome about this shit

Wholesome moment captured at Boston Marathon 🥹

@ceelune_ Pretty sure you ain't reading all that, I have a scholarship in art school should you be interested

studying is hard so make it colorful

@Monaaiiiiii God please bring soft women my way, take away komodo dragons

Packing your mans lunch for work and sneaking work selfies in his lunch bag 😅🤣♥️

@Raindropsmedia1 Has to be a show cos tf??

Man’s and his mother-in-law relationship goes viral. 👀

@taiwoyedele Basically, you are saying World Bank gave false statistics,can you not sue?

FEDERAL MINISTRY OF FINANCE PRESS STATEMENT FALSE ALLEGATION OF HIDDEN SPENDING AND DIVERSION OF FEDERATION REVENUE The attention of the Federal Ministry of Finance has been drawn to recent media reports and commentaries that misrepresent the findings of the latest Nigeria Development Update by the World Bank, particularly claims suggesting that a significant portion of federation earnings is being “diverted” or constitutes “hidden spending.” These interpretations misrepresent the World Bank’s analysis and reflect a misunderstanding of the fiscal system. MISINTERPRETATION OF FAAC DEDUCTIONS The misreporting in question incorrectly characterises Federation Account Allocation Committee (FAAC) deductions as “waste” or missing funds. This is incorrect. FAAC deductions, as presented in the World Bank report, include: Statutory transfers, Savings and investments, Security-related expenditures, Cost-of-collection charges, Refunds to Ministries, Departments and Agencies (MDAs), Transfers and interventions benefiting subnational governments. It is important to emphasise that refunds and transfers to states and other tiers of government are not leakages. They represent legitimate fiscal flows, including repayments of obligations and statutorily backed allocations. SELECTIVE USE OF OUTDATED DATA Some commentaries selectively relied on past data while ignoring the forward-looking analysis and ongoing public financial management reforms highlighted in the report. The World Bank explicitly notes that reforms implemented in early 2026, including the recently signed Executive Order to safeguard remittance of petroleum revenues, are already addressing concerns around deductions, and are expected to improve transparency while increasing revenues available to all tiers of government by about 0.4% of GDP annually. Misinterpreting one aspect of the analysis without acknowledging the progressive reforms and measures already introduced to enhance distributable federation revenues gives a distorted picture. STRONGER MACROECONOMIC FUNDAMENTALS The broader message of the World Bank report is positive and forward-looking: Economic growth is becoming more broad-based across sectors. Inflation, while still elevated, is declining due to deliberate policy actions. Nigeria’s external position has strengthened significantly, with improved reserves and a current account surplus. Debt indicators have improved, including a decline in the debt-to-GDP ratio, the first in over a decade. These developments reflect the outcomes of the current administration's ongoing macroeconomic policies and public financial management reforms. THE REAL MESSAGE OF THE REPORT The World Bank does not conclude that Nigeria’s fiscal system is collapsing or that reforms have failed. Rather, it states that reforms are working, and they must be sustained and deepened to translate macroeconomic gains into inclusive growth. CONCLUSION The Federal Government remains committed to strengthening fiscal transparency, improving revenue mobilisation, ensuring efficient public spending, and deepening reforms to support inclusive economic growth. An accurate understanding and responsible reporting of fiscal information are critical to maintaining confidence in Nigeria’s reform trajectory and economic outlook. We urge stakeholders, media organisations, and the public to engage constructively with fiscal information and avoid twisted interpretations that may undermine reform efforts and fuel public discord. Signed Taiwo Oyedele Honourable Minister of State for Finance, Federal Republic of Nigeria April 19, 2026

@Ayo__musco Typical Nigerian mumu, he say na ''manage 300k"

I met this girl in January. We talked for a month, and I sent her 300k for her birthday, but she said I should do better 😂😂.

@dammiedammie35 Why has police not tear gassed them, why are they complaining against a 'working' government, this is appalling, they should be tear gassed and sent away

“I’m a woman DSP, I retired in the year 2024, we served this country and now we’ve turned to sl@ves. We’ve been sl@ves for long, we’ve been under sl@very for long, we’re appealing to President Tinubu to pay us” - Retired policewoman cries out 🥹🧎🏻‍♂️‍➡️💔

@onemalaikaa Thought when he laid him out on the table, he was trynna give him that Big Show's slap to the chest

The greatest comeback in the history of street fight.💀

@dammiedammie35 He is hearing the howls of it's species

Man shares his dog's reaction whenever it hears The Adhan (call to prayer) from the mosque 🕌 😂

@engrICO2015 Mc Manon is so gonna elevate this dude and make millions off him. Win win for everyone

OBAFEMI just ended Brock Lesnar's Career 😭 Wow 😳 what a match ! What this 👇

@nenyees That's how you know if you have a functional father or a decorative one

Real bills and situations will let you know if you got a MAN or just company

@lovetogopee Are you blind, can't read, can't comprehend or all three?

why don't you just like, take her to Disney or something instead you freak

@Teeniiola This one and the other suited monkey should be bunk mates at aro

Anh anh! Last time na Nelson wan sell show for 20 million naira, now this one do come again and said he made shoe which is worth 50 million naira. People go really buy this one oo? 😭

@Chrisxy24 Wish the dude on white shorts had broken the neck of the other dude with that high knee, so unprofessional of him fighting like that

This is brutal and should be illegal. The white guy Bahram should be suspended.