Ash 💜🗑

Two-a-days but instead of the gym it's my vibrator.

@KristiNoem [Lies to the public who watched videos of multiple angles and saw with their own eyes that a man helping a woman who was shoved by masked agents was disarmed, beaten, and shot multiple times in broad daylight with witnesses] @NRA:

Today, DHS law enforcement was conducting a targeted operation in Minneapolis against an illegal alien wanted for violent assault. During the operation, an individual approached U.S. Border Patrol officers with a 9mm semi-automatic handgun. The officers attempted to disarm the suspect but the armed suspect violently resisted. Fearing for his life and the lives and safety of fellow officers, an agent fired defensive shots. This violence is directly fueled by hateful rhetoric from Minnesota's sanctuary politicians. It must end now.

@DHSgov Murderers. Liars. Kidnappers. Rapists. That's who you are. That's who YOU employ. Then you type up your little lies and expect the people whose constitutional rights you infringe upon DAILY to take it as gospel. Eat shit and have the day you deserve.

At 9:05 AM CT, as DHS law enforcement officers were conducting a targeted operation in Minneapolis against an illegal alien wanted for violent assault, an individual approached US Border Patrol officers with a 9 mm semi-automatic handgun, seen here.  The officers attempted to disarm the suspect but the armed suspect violently resisted. More details on the armed struggle are forthcoming. Fearing for his life and the lives and safety of fellow officers, an agent fired defensive shots. Medics on scene immediately delivered medical aid to the subject but was pronounced dead at the scene.  The suspect also had 2 magazines and no ID—this looks like a situation where an individual wanted to do maximum damage and massacre law enforcement.    About 200 rioters arrived at the scene and began to obstruct and assault law enforcement on the scene, crowd control measures were deployed for the safety of the public and law enforcement.  This situation is evolving, and more information is forthcoming.

“For months, radical progressive politicians like Tim Walz have incited violence against law enforcement officers who are simply trying to do their jobs. Unsurprisingly, these calls to dangerously interject oneself into legitimate law-enforcement activities have ended in violence, tragically resulting in injuries and fatalities. As there is with any officer-involved shooting, there will be a robust and comprehensive investigation that takes place to determine if the use of force was justified. As we await these facts and gain a clearer understanding, we urge the political voices to lower the temperature to ensure their constituents and law enforcement officers stay safe.” - @NRA

Americans know the National Guard. The National Guard are your neighbors. They are members of your community. When deployed, they are there to help the community, not harm them.

@CBSNews What a bitch.

BREAKING: President Trump says he is revoking former President Joe Biden's security clearance. cbsn.ws/3WRo37C

Conservative extremists will make 19 the age of adulthood for gender-affirming care while lowering the age of child labor and consent. An 18yo isn't an adult unless they want to fuck them. Then 14 is okay.

Do you think we could get Musk's ketamine prescriber to do the world a huge solid?

@woebegonefred It's the dumbest! 🥰 I am simply grateful I'm not shitting myself.

@AshcanWalnut 💜💜💜 that sounds absolutely miserable!

I've been sick for about six weeks or so due to a combination of side effects from meds and prolonged stress that wrecked my body, creating a cycle of ill that feeds into each other, and lemme tell you I am OVER it. Can't sleep because nausea. I travel for work next week. 😭

I made cinnamomomomnmn rolls.

I was, in fact, A Delight—but I survived! 🙌🏻

Good news is I'm always too nauseous to eat so it's mostly dry heaving but that's still upsetting for everyone. I need this meeting to be quick. How do I not be A Delight?

I need ALL the thoughts and prayers the nation has to muster. I've had Mystery Illness for a month that has escalated to random vomiting this week, and I'm sitting in a coffee shop with one bathroom stall waiting on someone I'm having a meeting with and I'm feeling Queasy. 🫠

@appalachianthot WHAT

You're joking right?

90 days or less, and I bet this gets a fun new meaning.

Also Professional!Me.

Listen I'm going to be doing some angry, feral organizing as soon as I get this transitional home set up and do some heart happy, loving work so I'm going to The Good Place where I might be less likely to suffer an aneurysm bc my chest pains are getting concerning.

Saturday, I'm heading out to Seattle until Thanksgiving to live at the Q'House and prep for our first residents. This is the perfect break from reality and heart happy work I need before I go absolutely feral and exhaust myself organizing.

I've sat in rooms with members of congress and, as of this week, the goddamned president, and I always wonder how the fuck I got there. Meanwhile, these appointees... I wish I had a fraction of these imbeciles' confidence.