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dream job?? unemployed with a mysterious source of wealth

The only way through is not wining against Barca

I am well aware that there is no benefit for a woman to be as opinionated as I am, truly doing it for the love of the game.

Scaring the hoes by being too genuine

sitting in a room full of people and pretending im not the elephant

ever since i was a little girl i knew i was going to grow up to be a difficult woman

top 5 horror movies -having a job -not having a job -applying for jobs -the job market -the concept of working my whole life

they kill you when you turn 20

how do people do this for 70 years

its scary to me how temporary everyone is

this clasico was sooooooo worth losing life time of memes>>>>>>

"2 wrongs don't make a right" except I'm not trying to make it right I'm trying to get EVEN

The final stage of grief is doing a master’s degree actually

men being a disappointment is actually getting so boring do something new

From my dad, I learned that real men do not complain about being providers. They actually like being one.

You have to be crazier than what came to kill you.

They should invent a cute tall funny emotionally available financially stable guy who has a crush on me

17yo me would've slapped the shit out of me right now

everything i say is a message from the stars