Lammy

People really don’t know how libel and slander laws work in the US and it fucking shows

@BenJNissim A true NY classic

Nothing like a Dunkin iced coffee and a lox bagel for my first morning back in NY

all i want for Christmas is moo deng 🦛

Oh I’m drinks

I dont know how many times I've seen Jake Paul get punched in the face today but I watch it in its entirety everytime it comes up on my feed

@RayNarvaezJr Now you can truly understand the feelings portrayed by this picture. Happy birthday!

Today I turn 36 years old! I am officially closer to 40 than 30...

@ToraOls Looks great!

My new tattoo! Based off my favourite painting by Salvador Dali

@RayNarvaezJr Welcome, we’re waiting. Soup’s cold already

I turn 36 in two weeks

At Fenway for a game and suddenly a familiar name pops up @RayNarvaezJr

@RayNarvaezJr Just happy to be here

Been grinding some Mario Kart World today and I'm happy to say I FINALLY got my guy Where my fellow Conkdor users at??? (Also the way to unlock NPC characters in this game is so bad. The only thing worse is the character select screen, truly an asinine decision)

Sooo who’s gonna be in ATX around 9/13? 👀

@negamoonhime Your finances are fucked lmao Worth it

How’s the weather? *checks phone* Heh, nice 😎

may the foss be with ya

Obama just said what everyone’s thinking but too many are afraid to admit: If he had done even a fraction of what Trump’s doing—blacklisting press, punishing dissent, targeting student protestors—the outrage would’ve been deafening. But now? Silence. Because when the Constitution gets torched by someone in your tribe, suddenly principles are optional. This isn’t about policy anymore—it’s about power unchecked and hypocrisy on full display.

Gillette is calling you

@Deannachu I’m debating waiting until next week or the week after just to watch it all like one movie

Me at the end of today's new Solo Leveling: GOD DAMMIT.

IM DRINKS

Tom Brady Super Bowl stats: 21 TD, 6 int. Patrick Mahomes Super Bowl stats: 8 TD, 7 int. Levels.