Captioner - Amanda

Hey. Do the right thing. Even when no one is watching.

I'm going to delete this app from my phone now because the icon is so horrid... I tried moving it to the last screen on my phone, but I still know it's there.

I will subscribe to nothing on here.

Did you try turning it off and back in again?

I'm thankful for the trans people who paved the way for this cisgendered cancer survivor to get both of my surgeries done on the same day. ❤️ 3+ years out, still kickin'

I haven't cleaned a toilet in 15 years. Find someone who loves you enough to take care of the 💩 you don't want to.

Is it really that easy to get suspended? Does he think being suspended on here is a punishment? 🤔

@instinctgirl Just love him. That's all he wants from you. ❤️ My husband stuck around too, and loves me even now when I've removed body parts (tata, tatas!) and am in menopause at 42... He loves me. I love him. Cancer can't stop love. ❤️

3 years on and still together he’s been amazing. It’s upsetting to me that though I try, I cannot repay the kindness. I have nothing left to give.

Ah, my notifications are gone again. Excellent.

@MDCPS @TheAmandaGorman You're restricting access based on an idiot who thought Oprah wrote it. No matter what way you look at it, your actions are racist. Banning books is fascist.

In order to ensure accurate information, @MDCPS is compelled to clarify that the book titled, “The Hill We Climb” by @TheAmandaGorman was never banned or removed from one of our schools. The book is available in the media center as part of the middle grades collection.

You get what you pay for.

Stagnant pay is normal in the Captioning industry. I'm thankful I work for a company that cares and compensates us very well. Too many companies respond to clients by lowering their rates and devaluing their professional captioners.

X Corp sounds like the evil company on a Disney ride....

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary ... It now feels like interacting with a 14-year-old too...

I helped a little old dog get into hospice foster today and it's our beagle's 5th Gotcha Day. It's a good day.

I wish I could save all the dogs. Spay and neuter. And don't freaking dump your old dog.

#RailsConf2023 - Hi! I'm your stenographer for the whole conference! Woohoo! I hope everyone is having a great time. ❤️ Feel free to ask me about steno on a break - I'm off to the side, stage left with the sound engineer. @whitecoatcapxg

@TheKalenAllen You can be a tree! 8billiontrees.com/eco-friendly-n…

I took a nap over lunch today... For perspective, lunch was at 5:15am 😉

Apparently Trumpers caught in Florida Rebuild think he's going to help them... 😂 The only good outcome is that they're blaming DeSantis...

@Angry_Staffer Buttigieg '24

Alright guys, here we go! Ask me anything, I might even answer. 30ish mins, gogo