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A Philosophy Booth is a place where you can talk to professional philosophers to answer your most pressing questions. It's kind of like diy build-a-bear for the mind. TONIGHT 8pm-12am EST twitch.tv/askaphilosopher

No philosophy booth tonight friends. Take care of yourself, be good to each other!

Philosophy Booth is an inclusive resources for all your philosophical needs. Last month we discussed cat cognition and brainstormed alternatives for "lame" (try "bogus"), and @Hiplomat1 made a song. What on your mind today? TONIGHT 8PM-12AM EST twitch.tv/askaphilosopher

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Three philosophers walk into a bar. They spend the next several hours drinking and talking about nothing in particular. The punchline is the absurdity of existence. Philosophy Booth TONIGHT! 8pm-12am ET twitch.tv/askaphilosopher

Philosophy Booth (noun): An inclusive space for open-ended philosophical inquiry and reflection. A compact agora. Philosophy Boothin' (verb, informal): To hold space for a Philosophy Booth. WE'RE PHILOSOPHY BOOTHIN' TONIGHT! 8pm-12am EST twitch.tv/askaphilosopher

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Philosopher think good. You ask question. Hard question. Make brain hurt. Philosopher answer question. Good answer. Make brain strong. Strong brain make more question. Strong brain live good life. TONIGHT! 8pm-12am EST twitch.tv/askaphilosopher

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