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What's a philosophy question? What should you do if you find one in the wild? Experts say to either make yourself look big or just play dead. Try it for yourself at the Philosophy Booth with special guest @nexumorphic! FRIDAY 8pm-12am EST twitch.tv/askaphilosopher

Tonight we premiered the Philosophy Booth theme song! Enjoy! twitch.tv/videos/1415825…

Looking for professional philosophical advice on a budget? Watching your metaphysics bills up and wondering where you'll get your next ontological simple? Never fear, Philosophy Booth is here! Special Guest Philosopher: @jen_scarpati FRIDAY! 8pm-12am ET twitch.tv/askaphilosopher

@AskaPhilosopher @eripsa @philosoraptor @kwbroom Also stay for the after party with DJ @jesdanz

When does a pile of rocks become a collection? Does ethics demand sharing cookies with rocks? Watch professional philosophers duke it out over the most poignant questions of our day while you tap on the glass only on the Philosophy Booth! TONIGHT! 8pm ET twitch.tv/askaphilosopher

Looking for the discourse, atmosphere, and fashion sense of 17th century French salons, but on Twitch? If you have questions (or answers) bring your frilliest coats to the Philosophy Booth! SPECIAL GUEST PHILOSOPHER @BrandonPolite2 ! TONIGHT! 8pm-12am ET twitch.tv/askaphilosopher

Does scarcity create value? If you philosophize less often, will your understanding improve? There's only one way to find out! Get all your questions answered by the experts on staff at the Philosophy Booth! TONIGHT! 8pm-12am twitch.tv/askaphilosopher

@AskaPhilosopher @jesdanz @kwbroom @eripsa after party boom boom dj! twitch.tv/askaphilosopher

@jesdanz #philosophy #afterparty.

Happy Burn Weekend!

@AskaPhilosopher @eripsa @philosoraptor @kwbroom After party DJ! We are too cool for school.

Looking for esoteric discourse on the most abstract philosophical conundra with hippies on acid and dubstep baselines? Special Philosophy Booth hours all this week for digital Burning Man on #Sparkleverse! TONIGHT! 10pm-2am ET twitch.tv/askaphilosopher burn.sparklever.se/in/corporation…

How many booths does it take to solve philosophy once and for all? How many philosophers does it take to turn on the light bulb in your mind? How many rhetorical questions can be asked in a row? Find out tonight on the Philosophy Booth! Tonight 8pm-12am twitch.tv/askaphilosopher

What's so amazing that keeps us stargazing? What do we hope to see? Come find the rainbow connection with the lovers and dreamers on staff at the Philosophy Booth! Guest philosopher this week: Michelle Calabro! FRIDAY 8pm-12am twitch.tv/askaphilosopher

@eripsa He asked me why I didn't want to go much further and I said, "My skin is Nietszche and my feet Camus."

@Hiplomat1 waking into the woods.

same, woodpecker. same.

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I would hedge your bets because if you root for one tree, they might throw shade at the others, which would leaf you in a place you canopy.

The garden has everything we hold deer, but after the vegetables got eaten I said, "Turn that fawn upside down!"

@eripsa Wire you so negative?

@Hiplomat1 Ohmg

What is it about powerlessness that turns you off? This is my current dillema.

Stop by the Philosophy Booth tonight and learn how philosophical practice can be made into a quantitative discipline, measured in standard booth-years! (1 booth-year = 1 unit of philosophical progress) Get your booth-year started TONIGHT! 8pm-12am twitch.tv/askaphilosopher